ميم

BEING MIXED IS MY ONLY TALENT 🇩🇿🇬🇾

[soham parekh @phantomthread_d]

Elon can work at 9 startups, Jamie Dimon can be on board of multiple companies but when you do it, it’s ‘Scam’.

[ميم @lilmuzzievert]

The urge to tell every south Londoner that I’m originally from south and then we instantly become boys. Anytime anyplace

[George The Poet 🇺🇬 @GeorgeThePoet]

I did a talk at a prison a few months ago and recognised someone in the audience. Like a lot of the guys he was making thoughtful comments throughout, but his face looked kind of young and innocent.

Finally I asked where I knew him from and he reminded me that we studied at Cambridge together. This was the last place I expected to find him, but when he told me he was in for @Pal_action it made perfect sense. My eyes almost watered with pride.

These people are principled and selfless. Their protests have come closest to matching the insanity of what we’ve seen in Gaza. They have shown bravery that puts most of us to shame, and they stand as a reminder of how hard we should all be fighting. Free Palestine, Free @Pal_action 🇵🇸 donate below 👇🏾

[Shomi 🦋 WNC @Shomicita]

Taking my iron tablets consistently has legit changed my life lmaooo. As you get older your iron reserves get depleted. I was on my last leg and I didn’t know because the transition was gradual. I’ve always known I’m anaemic. It just wasn’t that deep until it was.

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

being a 5’8 woman trying to sit on a man’s lap is humiliating i feel like one of those big ass dogs that hasn’t figured out it isn’t a puppy anymore yet

[Sunny Singh @ProfSunnySingh]

Unsurprising silence from Imperial White feminists who chanted “Woman, Life, Freedom” just three years ago.

If anyone still believes Western feminists cares for women even minimally unlike themselves, call me. I have a few bridges to sell!

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

You’re laughing? Dozens of pedophiles, baby killers, 19 year old sergeants and house music djs are hiding in shelters right now and you’re laughing?

[sani 🪂 @loverpearl_]

Documents her life to almost 1 million followers but draws the line at telling her friends 🤣

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

@spaceghost TECH COMPANIES ARE TOILETS

[Shehab Khan @ShehabKhan]

EXC: More than 40 MPs are calling on @DavidLammy to come to Parliament after allegations he may have misled MPs over weapon sales to Israel

[Louis Theroux @louistheroux]

Great to see people reacting to my new doc #TheSettlers - a reminder that if you’re in the UK you can watch it on BBC iPlayer https://t.co/WKdfFVQXfb

[Aleeya @curvyymedusa]

Lmfao

[Miroslav 🇨🇳⬛⬜ @slavomir_YU]

JESUS CHRIST LMFAO

[Ro 🕷️🕸️ @superstar1roro]

CATHOLIC LATINAS??? i know what you are

[ميم @lilmuzzievert]

Handed in my notice and going to enjoy the next month of doing nowt

[AF Post @AFpost]

The Maldives have banned Israelis from visiting.

Follow: @AFpost

[Pattagold 🐱✨ @everytimeigoout]

Understandable tbh. This is like the second time in my life I feel him. The first time was the Gatorade outfit.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

spending 30 seconds on instagram will make you realize that you basically dodged an entire variety of mental illness by not being an active user of instagram