i love u

idk man ://// Proud Gatekeeper^-^

[i love u @lilperryaye]

C U Next Time♥️

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

That's the Cutest Thing I've Ever Seen (2019)

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[i love u @lilperryaye]

@fiago7

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

they on threads moving like it’s twitter

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i always find myself alone lol

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

Lmfao holy shit this is insane

[soli @solisolsoli]

By Diego Salas

[soli @solisolsoli]

"She does not miss you" by Pragati Sahu

[Micha @ElMichalito]

Me parece muy loco que solo hayan existido DOS bicampeones del mundo

[soli @solisolsoli]

Tigers in the Night, by Erik Olson

[danni @danielagbd_]

mexicans be like y si vivo cien años, cien años pienso en ti

[Fut Sheriff @FutSheriff]

Eriksen Prime Ronaldo
with a heart attack in World Cup

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TOTAL DOMINANCE BY THE US😭

[i love u @lilperryaye]

not a yellow card for brian g i need another angle of it

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that one white south african national player 😹

[Samuel @SamueILFC]

Arne Slot Sacked and no Champions League trophy for Arsenal.

Best end to the season we wanted today.