grimey piss boy

they/she/he | 25 | the messiah of merge mansion

[grimey piss boy @lilqueefpup]

reading johnathanXdrewXreader property brothers smut, who’s tryna slide through

[juh bridgerton 🐝 @piranhadataylor]

this is probably going to be my first tattoo idc

[grimey piss boy @lilqueefpup]

@taylorsloann i call that a good ass night

[grimey piss boy @lilqueefpup]

@taylorsloann anyone saying anything different is a liar

[grimey piss boy @lilqueefpup]

i’m actively making plans in group chats btw

[P# @gawincast]

idk who needs to hear this but close that ao3 tab and open up indeed

[Jersey Shore @JerseyShore]

women's history IS history 👏 #InternationalWomensDay

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

The whole club lookin at herrrrrrrrr

[grimey piss boy @lilqueefpup]

@xmagmar booking the appointment as i type this

[Grandma Ursula @Mergemansion]

So apparently the internet has great essays about me

[grimey piss boy @lilqueefpup]

@taylorsloann im blocking your number

[grimey piss boy @lilqueefpup]

y’all never saw my vision. but i know what i’m about and i stand by what i said. even tho the haters are doubting 🙄

[grimey piss boy @lilqueefpup]

the raw sex appeal he possesses

[grimey piss boy @lilqueefpup]

@xmagmar @arcadia_grey no arguing necessary, they made these cows hot on purpose

[grimey piss boy @lilqueefpup]

these are literally so cute and i love them

[Grandma Ursula @Mergemansion]

A lot of times the best way to enjoy a party is...by leaving it. Happy Friday, kids!

[grimey piss boy @lilqueefpup]

i’m honestly really jealous of my cat. she’s never once had to sit through an episode of ridiculousness

[grimey piss boy @lilqueefpup]

hotties wear the kiss jelly fantasy press ons

[grimey piss boy @lilqueefpup]

these hackers have to chill, like why am i getting friend requests from my dead dad