Kyle

[jake @JakeSotir]

I listened to the Pat McAfee album so you don’t have to: A THREAD 🧵

[` @lisaawrites]

STOP CHECKING UR PHONE EVERY 2 MINUTES NO ONE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU.

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

This jersey is about to go triple platinum for white dudes in Baltimore who wear those purple camo pants and hate their girlfriends

[JT is in SF 10/1 - 10/30 @jiratickets]

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

[Daniel 🇲🇩 @ultr4nima]

i’ve never read this book and never will but from what i gathered the moral is that you sometimes have to slime out your day 1s and honestly that’s kinda real

[🥀 @zxnoshima]

But the moment niggas mention the poetic irony of Charlie Kirk taking neckshots from a white boy milliseconds after blaming gun violence on black people it's a problem lmao

[Nikhil Mehta @nikknowsball]

(lamar jackson and mike macdonald would have fed the world)

[jordan @wickskiller]

they hated him for this but after seeing his marty supreme performance he’s really about this shit

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

There’s something deeply tragic about the richest man in the world having to order his AI to be reprogrammed until it tells strangers that he’s attractive

[Justis Mosqueda @JuMosq]

Kind of unfair that Josh Allen doesn’t even get a possession in overtime because the game ended in regulation. Rule change coming?

[Pete @splendid_pete]

Hitler – Mein Kampf (1925):

“The first and most important task of education is to teach the youth to love their own nation and country, and to subordinate everything else to this.”

Stalin – Speech to the Komsomol (1935):

“Young people must be brought up to love with all their heart the socialist homeland, the Soviet Union, for only then can they become true communists.”

Mussolini – Speech to the Chamber of Deputies (1927):

“We educate the young to believe in Fascism, to revere the fatherland, and to prepare themselves for the sacrifices which the nation will require of them.”

Franco – Address to the Spanish Youth Organization (1940):

“We must train children from the earliest years to love Spain above all things, to serve her with discipline and sacrifice, and to accept no ideal higher than the greatness of our fatherland.”

[CALEB PRESSLEY @calebpressley]

🍨 SUNDAE CONVERSATION 🍨

with Lamar Jackson (@Lj_era8)

Presented by @Underdog

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

This has to be studied.

Harbaugh leads them into this too often to ignore at this point.

The conservative 4th quarter coaching has to be studied.

[YannisKnowsBall @Kobesconscious]

He got 17 yards after this btw 😭

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

We hired a college intern. Today's his first day. Here's what he just sent me.

[justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉 @markocantdunk]

Daily affirmations:

- I’m not chopped
- my jumper is wet
- that noise my car is making isn’t a big deal
- my friends don’t hate me
- I will not miss fast break layups
- my fits are hard