Rachel Barber

Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

[Rachel Barber @lilraebee]

I scored 700 points kicking cats in
#hackycat! http://t.co/RkjwpFo6kg

[Rachel Barber @lilraebee]

Peeing while wearing a garter belt is harder than it looks #femalepains #pinupstyle

[Rachel Barber @lilraebee]

This g-string does not want to be my friend today #thongproblems #nocirculation

[Rachel Barber @lilraebee]

Woke up late and was in such a rush I forgot to put panties on #itsabitdraftyinhere

[WorkingBarbie @WorkingBarbie]

I'm really trying to be fabulous today but I was so fucking fabulous last night I'm exhausted
#butreally

[Rachel Barber @lilraebee]

There's nothing I hate more than an unreliable drug dealer #ragetweet

[Rachel Barber @lilraebee]

Well now I know that thigh high stockings are only good for the bedroom, not walking around NYC #femalepains #thepriceofbeauty

[Rachel Barber @lilraebee]

I've found myself in so many situations in college where I really want to leave I just don't know how to sound like a dick #antisocialprobs

[Rachel Barber @lilraebee]

All this wind is throwing off my strut to school #femalepains

[SingleGirlStruggles @singlestrugglin]

Everyone's getting a boyfriend or a girlfriend this fall, and all I'm getting is drunker. #singlegirlstruggles

[Rachel Barber @lilraebee]

Kept a blunt in my glasses case and now every time I put them on that's all I can smell #femalestoners

[Hot Mess Express @HotMessProbs]

She stopped drinking diet coke, she on that coke diet.

[Rachel Barber @lilraebee]

Got more commitment from a homeless man that proposed to me on the street than I do from the kid Ive been fucking for the past 9 mos #kbn

[Rachel Barber @lilraebee]

Disposable camera purchased. I'm ready to take so many pictures that I will definitely regret later #shameless

[Rachel Barber @lilraebee]

Who needs a boyfriend when you get called beautiful by strangers on the street on a daily basis #classybroad #sexyandiknowit

[Rachel Barber @lilraebee]

Had biggie on blast since 10:30. It's that kind of day. #B.I.G.isG.O.D.

[Rachel Barber @lilraebee]

He obviously likes it, and I really don't understand why he doesn't just put a ring on it #figurativelyspeaking #wisewordsofbey

[Rachel Barber @lilraebee]

My roommate just took her second shower since she moved in #miraclesdohappen

[Rachel Barber @lilraebee]

Wine and cheese partyyyyyy

[College Life @8_Semesters]

Pizza and beer basically count as vegetables, right?