Lillain

bad at parking

[Lillain @lilschley]

A distinction has to be made between these fake email jobs you hear everyone talk about and my email job which is, of course, real

[Lillain @lilschley]

Hey I was just online stalking you and I noticed that your work’s website isn’t optimized for phones.
Maybe have someone look into that?

[Lillain @lilschley]

Is this a mrs doubtfire situation?

[Lillain @lilschley]

God probably thinks I’m SO WEIRD 🥲

[Lillain @lilschley]

Was VERY confused until I remembered that I signed off my email with glad you’re feeling better!

[Lillain @lilschley]

@billyarrowsmith If they want us to use ostrich eggs they should specify that!

[Lillain @lilschley]

I hate that recipes are always like 1 large egg. I can’t control the size of the egg! Take it up with the store!

[Lillain @lilschley]

I went with onlinetaxes .com for my taxes this year and now ALL the other girls that I’ve used in the past- such as turbo- are emailing me to BEG me to do my taxes through them. But it’s too late

[Lillain @lilschley]

@imkatieavila @togetherx2movie I was just thinking that’s going to be my first post vaccine movie! Can’t wait!

[Lillain @lilschley]

Stop putting new things on the internet I am trying to concentrate

[Lillain @lilschley]

too embarrassed to watch pretty little liars on my cousin’s HBO

[Lillain @lilschley]

who of us hasn't been here?

[Lillain @lilschley]

If I ever have a son, I hope he’s good at sports so other kids like him but not that into sports so I like him

[Lillain @lilschley]

Camels are succulents

[Lillain @lilschley]

@clareshannon Inspiring! I’m hoping that it will magically cause me to start wearing linen garments and reading poetry books

[Lillain @lilschley]

think I’m going to start saying take care at the end of phone calls. stay tuned

[HELL @MummyMaster420]

harsh writing advice:

dracula is public domain so he should be in what you’re writing

[Lillain @lilschley]

if you know her... you get it

[Lillain @lilschley]

The most interesting thing going on in my life right now is there’s a girl on Bachelor who looks kinda like my second cousin