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do i look like i give a frickle frackle

[s h a n @lilshanoooo]

The other day B equated setting spray to a “clear coat” and that is the most paint industry shit of all time 💀

[s h a n @lilshanoooo]

The fact that a man gets to inadvertently choose the outfit I’m in when he proposes is absolutely ludicrous to me. 🤯

[s h a n @lilshanoooo]

Im baaaaack

[Ooga into Mickman into Ternion Sound @oogamusic]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL: PROTECT. YOUR. FUCKING. EARS. Clubs and festivals are all running 85-100db or higher - this means permanent hearing damage within 30 minutes. I don’t want my friends to be deaf when they are 40. The human ear was NOT designed to stand in front of funktion 1.

[s h a n @lilshanoooo]

I have gotten more compliments on these stupid freaking nails that I hate!!! I just cannot believe it.

[s h a n @lilshanoooo]

I was talking to my boyfriend and I accidentally said “my husband” to him about him.

[s h a n @lilshanoooo]

@meganvolbrecht @ProRodeoVoice 😂 truuuuu

[s h a n @lilshanoooo]

Landon: What is this movie about?

Sarah: Oh, it’s pretty clear that it isn’t about anything.

[Anya Volz @AnyaVolz]

me @ my own errands I need to run

[s h a n @lilshanoooo]

@itsssammiee Step Mom with Julia Roberts 🥺

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

You can take the girl out of the country (genre) but you can’t take the country out of the girl.

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

this can’t be the same brain i used to get through the PlayPlace

[s h a n @lilshanoooo]

I am literally never going to get over how thoughtful he can be. I am so lucky. 😭

[s h a n @lilshanoooo]

You better believe I am crying for a 3+ time today because my boyfriend got me the most thoughtful gifts out of the blue because he knew they would make my home improvement projects easier. 🥲🥲🥰

[s h a n @lilshanoooo]

Let’s stop idolizing politicians!!!!!!!!

[s h a n @lilshanoooo]

@sza The SW employee in me is peeping that Solo and PM 200 like 👀

[s h a n @lilshanoooo]

Every single Tiktok with the “I wouldn’t be mad if he proposed with a ring pop/make his pockets hurt” sounds has the ugliest rings I could ever imagine. 🤢

[s h a n @lilshanoooo]

I made this.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

💀💀💀

[s h a n @lilshanoooo]

Bailee just described prosciutto as a “meat fruit roll up” 😂

[s h a n @lilshanoooo]

Noona demands attention and love but doesn’t like to be held or touched that much. 🤪 Girl, make up your damn mind.