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Amateur Sugar Baby

[ais @lilsmolbub]

I am but a smol bean and you are a big pod of beans

[ais @lilsmolbub]

Mom, laughing and talking to herself in response to the tv: “This would so be me”

[ais @lilsmolbub]

mom: they really don’t want me to get mad. cuz if i get mad then i’m gonna cry

[ais @lilsmolbub]

to the motorcyclist on I-95 tonight with the extra pink helmet: you’re dumb and i want to ride with you

[ais @lilsmolbub]

@sadangeljosh bitch me

[ais @lilsmolbub]

vaccines are good. periodt

[ais @lilsmolbub]

fran: get a boyfriend and put his dick in lava and watch it melt

[ais @lilsmolbub]

@Uber_Support i’m unable to sign into the uber app, i keep receiving this message.

[ais @lilsmolbub]

men ain’t shit. prove me wrong

[ais @lilsmolbub]

just got really pissed that my best friend lives so far away

[ais @lilsmolbub]

jessica from the @verizon website, you’re basically my new best friend now, thanks for the help!

[ais @lilsmolbub]

@sadangeljosh can i bully you for this tweet

[ais @lilsmolbub]

this is an emergency. i need someone to buy me a cloak.

[ais @lilsmolbub]

@ChrisEvans the paternity test came in, you’re the father!! and yeah that’s dodger 💕

[ais @lilsmolbub]

i’m ready to just live in manhattan or brooklyn! pls get me into a big city with lots of sidewalks and big things happening

[ais @lilsmolbub]

i’m just a duuumbasssss

[ais @lilsmolbub]

lmao i changed my age on my main twitter to my actual age and it locked me out

[ais @lilsmolbub]

@CakCarrie true judaism is only caring about jews

[The Sims @TheSims]

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[Rachel || 💖💜💙 @whydyouhave2BOO]

God bless Don Cheadle. Nothing but respect for MY Rhodey #SNL #ProtectTransKids