wheezus

please don’t perceive me, i’m begging

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

gonna start telling people mid convo "land the plane" when they talkin in circles

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Only game they lost was when Trump showed up. Mamdani is the greatest mayor of all time

[Anjali 👊🔥🇺🇸 @AnjaliVBhatt]

every single part of "my mayor muslim, my bagels jewish, my christian dior, knicks in four" is not applicable to me but that hasn't stopped me from saying it out loud fifteen times today

[mara ²² @kensnoopyjr]

#Sponsored #Ad #Partner #Seattle #🤨

[black pepper cracker @__angoose]

Pioneering the “Irish Hello” where I turn up unannounced to a friend’s location

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

When I die I want to come back as a seagull that flies above T-Mobile Park

[e @wtvrem13]

Baseball is back this week

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

I will never forget they let my 16 year old cousin do my aunt’s obituary and nobody checked it until the funeral started. I am still crying RIP though.

[theyoungaidult @theyoungaidult]

[First Date]

me: so what are your hobbies?

she: hiking

me: hi queen

[Cyril @CyrilH44]

Timothée losing was worth it for this edit.

[Jaesyun @jaesyun]

Me leaving the theater with that bucket

[♡ @itscyncityyy]

I want a Seattle dog so badly

[Kai🫐🌻🫧 @kairo7news]

Can’t stop thinking about mariners ferry boat fish and chips

[solstice @rottedcurse]

haven’t seen her on my tl yet so happy international women’s day

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i'm not immune to the allure of a fast-casual rice bowl

[wheezus @lilsteezywheezy]

🙂‍↕️🆙🔝

[wheezus @lilsteezywheezy]

Me with my classmate I’ve never talked to who I’m now fixated on bagging

[aya @wint3rbunny0]

i need a man to outman me