jacinda ardern's baby gender reveal party: a huge balloon is popped. red glitter and a sickle is released. "it's a comrade!" she hollers into the abyss. the entire nation cheers. karl marx sheds a tear.
@winstonpeters why don't you worry about dealing with the actual incidents of sexual abuse perpetrated by affiliates of your coalition partner instead of misconstruing gay slang on the spam account of a queer mp?
my iphone is running out of storage so i'm currently deleting pictures of friends and family so i have sufficient space for my collection of eel videos
can't believe I couldn't take any pictures or videos at the sabrina concert because I had no storage left on my phone after going to sealife and taking 100+ pictures of this eel
i sprinkled a heathy handful of decarbed weed on tonight's spaghetti bolognese which is irresistibly delicious so now i'm stuck in a viscous cycle of getting the munchies and helping myself to more drug-infused pasta straight from the pot, like a sick ouroboros