lily

womansplaining my femcel manifesto ☭ she/her

[lily @lilsticles]

jacinda ardern's baby gender reveal party: a huge balloon is popped. red glitter and a sickle is released. "it's a comrade!" she hollers into the abyss. the entire nation cheers. karl marx sheds a tear.

[lily @lilsticles]

@gracecamille_ isn't this the same photoshoot where she was asked by vanity fair to pose in nude on the brooklyn bridge

[⚭ @lekimgym]

Patrizia Cavalli, Wonderful Life

[lily @lilsticles]

unpopular opinion but i think nz's cancer baby tobacco packaging is kinda cunty

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

Any aucks folks got da illegal Chinese cig hookups 😅

[lily @lilsticles]

i have the same birth year as shrek and 9/11 so i've grown accustomed to a life as the third important

[lily @lilsticles]

@edzdog69 this happened to me once and i ended up dating a magician for three weeks

[lily @lilsticles]

@ketttlejuice my IUD and i are desperate for an invite 💌

[lily @lilsticles]

auckland new zealand moodboard for everybody in the rain waiting for lorde tonight! we live in cities you'll never see on-screen!!!

[Sylvia Plath Bot @SylviaPlathBot]

Do not be ashamed—I do not mind if it is small.

[lily @lilsticles]

after twink death comes twink resurrection

[lily @lilsticles]

if there is one person who would benefit from having an unhinged spam account, that person would be winston peters

[lily @lilsticles]

@winstonpeters why don't you worry about dealing with the actual incidents of sexual abuse perpetrated by affiliates of your coalition partner instead of misconstruing gay slang on the spam account of a queer mp?

[lily @lilsticles]

king charles has PROstate cancer? fake monarchist

[Jane Hutchings @Browncowkiwi]

A beautiful female drinking , just in front of her is a tiny Eel . Its drying up so water holes are an important thing to have.

[lily @lilsticles]

@urbanlizzard lacan and i are planning a visit soon!

[lily @lilsticles]

my iphone is running out of storage so i'm currently deleting pictures of friends and family so i have sufficient space for my collection of eel videos

[this barbie has ibs @heyitspoppymae]

can't believe I couldn't take any pictures or videos at the sabrina concert because I had no storage left on my phone after going to sealife and taking 100+ pictures of this eel

[lily @lilsticles]

@ketttlejuice willowbank wildlife reserve in ōtautahi!

[lily @lilsticles]

i sprinkled a heathy handful of decarbed weed on tonight's spaghetti bolognese which is irresistibly delicious so now i'm stuck in a viscous cycle of getting the munchies and helping myself to more drug-infused pasta straight from the pot, like a sick ouroboros

[lily @lilsticles]

asian fusion would be such a good name for a baby girl

[lily @lilsticles]

@barbarikkizzle i can't believe we are finding out the final dates of all the characters and SOME GUY DIED IN VIETNAM

[lily @lilsticles]

watching the final episode of riverdale without any context as to what happens in the previous seasons