my thing with bands is I'll say "I like this band" and it's because I've heard four of their songs three hundred times each and know none of their other music
probably feels good as hell to be a security guard who walks back and forth down a hallway in a set pattern that leaves just enough time for someone to sneak past
“mom i’m gay” ok
"mom, I'm lesbian" ok
"mom, I'm trans" ok
"mom, I'm furry" ok
"mom, I'm therian" ok
"mom, I'm non-binary" ok
"mom, you have anger issues so i bought you a stress ba-"