t

CCU know 💋

[t @liltballaa]

God dayum I luv 21

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

have we checked all food to see if
exploding them makes them into something better or did we just stop with corn

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

9 year old me when avril lavigne said
"hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i heard too many sounds at once and now im a bitch

[Reality Queen 2.0 👑 @RealityyQueenn2]

I have another unpopular take… Amanda & West are not Scandoval.
Both were single, neither cheated & Ciara hasn’t hooked up with West in 3 years. It’s not the same.

I also don’t believe it was planned, I do believe it was a friendship that grew into more and Ciara clearly knew about it because she cancelled their joint Amazon Live last week.

With that being said, I don’t think West Wilson is worth losing a loyal friend over. Clearly Ciara is upset and hopefully looks inward and starts finding out why she surrounds herself with losers

#SummerHouse

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

Don’t hold the elevator doors open for me I don’t want to be in there with you

[t @liltballaa]

sliced mini cucumbers with salt & pepper

[cherry ˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚⋆ @S0ulGhoul]

what is a good snack that I can just mindlessly snack on and like very very low cal so that I can eat a lot of it

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

reservations are so embarrassing like hi i’m here for my spaghetti appointment

[t @liltballaa]

They stole this idea from @Ross from friends

[New York Post @nypost]

NJ Girl Scouts troop in hot water for selling cookies outside pot shop to meet high demand https://t.co/2MUYUzuqck

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Retire this dude's number and raise his jersey to rafters NOW. Hall of fame performance.

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

i think when girls start liking pink again it means they’re healing

[kiersten pels @KierstenPels]

I’m not even trying to be a pick me but I genuinely feel embarrassed that some women are crashing out “on behalf of women everywhere” over what was clearly a harmless joke.

Some of us have a sense of humor I promise

[human @vladimirlesbian]

Hey does anybody know when I’ll stop feeling like a child pretending to be an adult

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

When I got my driver's license pic taken it showed up on the screen and I said I look so ugly in that pic and the man taking the pic looked at the pic and then looked at me and said "idk what to tell u that is exactly what u look like" 💀

[Tommy Smokes @TomScibelli]

Bringing out Ricky Martin and not doing Livin’ la Vida Loca is the blue balls of the century

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Fuck that rat fuck Punxsutawney Phil. Throw his ass in a crockpot

[m @pumptinis]

this is actually a travesty. the greatest dancer going home because you’re all a bunch of misogynist jealous cunts #dwts

[astro himbo 🐺 @MxMercuri]

i love getting that “wow we really live on a planet” feeling

[Alima @unthinkableMJ]

.

[lumi @ilylumii]

Laffy Taffy

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i'm sick of 6-7 bring back 1738