slut for ramen

loves pasta and arsenal fc. 🌹 🌹 🌹 Children are not eco-friendly.

[slut for ramen @lilthoughts17]

Pissed me the fuck off really. He went to Tottenham as well.

[Sean @SeanDOlfc]

I grew up on us getting rejected by Clint Dempsey

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

*un pedofilo se me queda mirando en el parque*

yo con 7 años pensando que era un ojeador:

[MLS Moves @MLSMoves]

Nah… Qatar gotta get relegated after this.

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

TSA Agent: “You are hiding ranch in your carry-on aren’t you?”

[slut for ramen @lilthoughts17]

Every manager that Mexico ever had always looks the part. Always looks fresh as well.

[Zak 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇲🇽🇧🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇴 @ZG1999_]

I’m sorry but Jesse Marsch belting out the Canadian national anthem is too fucking funny

[slut for ramen @lilthoughts17]

Mexico on a disciplined mid block and Korea doesn’t have the technical quality to break it down. Drab affair.

[Ochai Latte @nasimali]

he’s probably on here liking tweets

[slut for ramen @lilthoughts17]

This Mexican mid block is nasty. This like a an Unai Emery Aston Villa mid block

[slut for ramen @lilthoughts17]

The US needs a song for the USMNT. Mexico out here singing “Cielito Lindo” and it sounds amazing

[🇨🇮 @Raheem7ii]

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man

[slut for ramen @lilthoughts17]

The goal keeping in this World Cup has been SUSPECT.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Mexico and South Korea is trying to tell us to take a break from all the football

[Tlatoani Azteca @TlatoaniAzteca]

El DT de Corea del Sur: “¿Ya estudiaron a México?”

— “Sí, ya nos sabemos todas las de Luis Miguel”

[slut for ramen @lilthoughts17]

Just the thought that we are getting bantered by “The Socceroos”.

[سلطان @_su6an]

والله انتهيت من الضحك

[slut for ramen @lilthoughts17]

Korea holds the ball for too long.

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

This quote from the Argentinian Ambassador to the United States is incredibly badass, and perfectly encapsulates the early vibes of this World Cup:

[slut for ramen @lilthoughts17]

We’ll circle back to this.

[Gregg Beerholder 🍺 @MLShater]

Here we have the Australian National Team captain, 2 days before USA vs. Australia, proclaim that no American “c*** scoring against me.”

Arrogant Aussie fanbase will be humbled Friday. 🇺🇸🇦🇺