@NFL_DovKleiman Your such a fucking idiot Dov Kleiman you are not a true class act like you say Cam Ward is for not wearing chains. Celtic Shaq SUCKED AND WAS WASHED UP!!!!!
Wife is furious because on our son's birthday, we were looking at photos of the day he was born and there's a random screenshot of the Lions depth chart mixed in because I was talking shit to some casual online.
wendy's cashier: will that be all?
me: i think so. we just close our eyes for the last time and we're gone. but it doesn't have to be sad. it's like before you were born. we don't miss those who haven't happened yet. we don't feel their absence
wendy's cashier: mothers do. i do
me: this is Bladee. hes the captain of Drain Gang
prehistoric caveman i just thawed out of a block of ice: blade... like sharp rock... sharp rock good... use to kill nonbelievers
me: whoa, you guys had religion?
caveman (suddenly guarded): No.