Lily

i’m right behind you!!!!

[Lily @lilyarmweak]

my new years resolution is for you guys to treat me better

[Lily @lilyarmweak]

god invented m&ms for many reasons, but mostly to help me overcome my “4:15pm evils”

[Lily @lilyarmweak]

it’s days like today that i am grateful for journalist roommate who tells me who people are and what they are like

[Lily @lilyarmweak]

i wouldn’t wish a fidi sweetgreen at 1pm on a weekday on my worst enemy. and i don’t have to, because they are already there

[Lily @lilyarmweak]

i can’t tell these damn dragons apart. each one should have a signature hat imo

[Lily @lilyarmweak]

coming home from yankee stadium is the mind killer

[Lily @lilyarmweak]

seems that many people have dead dads these days… last i checked it was kind of my thing 🤔

[Lily @lilyarmweak]

big ugly sweatshirt you wear when you’re scared >>>>>

[Lily @lilyarmweak]

@olmsdead i want everyone to know we are still watching it right now

[Lily @lilyarmweak]

baby pointed at me eating my bagel and said “bagel.” true that

[Lily @lilyarmweak]

i love this video even though it is maggie’s fantasy world where i do not live in our apartment

[Lily @lilyarmweak]

depressing everyone at the coffee shop with my empty google doc titled “sketch ideas”

[Lily @lilyarmweak]

the social network (all parts) happened to me but i didn’t make a big deal about it because women are taught to make themselves small 😞

[Lily @lilyarmweak]

last night i asked edie if she wanted to watch tv and she said no… now she’s upset that she’s getting a taste of her own medicine? wow. i hope she learns a lesson from this

[edie olmsted @edieocre]

tfw when you’re hanging with your roomie and they say they’re going to sleep? um… sorry I was so peaceful it wore you out? sorry that you’re so in touch with your body? and something’s wrong with me because i’m not? next time, just fill the room with gas and light a damn match

[Lily @lilyarmweak]

they put special mirrors in salons that make you think you have a lazy eye…right? right??

[Lily @lilyarmweak]

@edieocre what a way to learn that the hot hairbrush isn’t in the house

[Lily @lilyarmweak]

my april fool’s joke is looking unkempt every day for the past two years. i got you guys so good

[Lily @lilyarmweak]

@CarterIddings liar

[Lily @lilyarmweak]

@edieocre you should have texted me this…it isn’t right for me to find out this way…

[Lily @lilyarmweak]

swagless and unemployable

[Lily @lilyarmweak]

i have been so miserable lately that i’m afraid i’m going to get into the textile arts. please, if i try to sell you a hat, take me to the hospital