Lily Downs

clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am

[Lily Downs @lilydowns]

@SteeleSaunders http://t.co/TlKfkGcaIC "these are a few of my favourite things....."

[Lily Downs @lilydowns]

@adamhillscomedy I know it's been forever but if you have a second it would be great if you could give me a few pointers on the UK x

[Lily Downs @lilydowns]

@ashwilliams1 such a cakewalk, bloody hawthorn! Bring on tiges v hawks

[Steele Saunders @SteeleSaunders]

Finally a cafe to spend my international heroin trafficking profits.

[Gareth Reynolds @reynoldsgareth]

You guys ever feel like we are the sea people and not Cartman?

[Lily Downs @lilydowns]

Don't mention the war #melbournecup

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

1 in 4 people suffer with a fucked up brain chemistry that results in MH issues. You are never alone in this. #WorldMentalHealthDay

[Felicity Ward @felicityward]

Happy World Mental Health Day! I'm in The Friday Night Crack Up. 7:30. ABC. Massive show. Eddie Perfect/Missy Higgins/Shaun Micallef + more

[Murphy McLachlan @MurphyMcLachlan]

Dracula: u know I can actually turn into a bat but I dont go round callin myself batman
Batman: what was that mate
Dracula: u heard me cunt

[Lily Downs @lilydowns]

CARNNN BOYS!! #richmondfc #afl @Richmond_FC

[Richmond FC 🐯 @Richmond_FC]

WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lily Downs @lilydowns]

The biggest difference between me and Beyoncé is that she doesn't sit on her bed in just undies eating BBQ shapes mid-Monday

[Lily Downs @lilydowns]

@SteeleSaunders maybe I should have left that in my draft tweets

[Lily Downs @lilydowns]

@SteeleSaunders bogans aren't necessarily poor

[Lily Downs @lilydowns]

This mornings laborious mundane trek to work has felt oddly like a scene from a Chuck Palahniuk novel

[Lily Downs @lilydowns]

@ashwilliams1 thanks for brightening up this ridiculously cold morning. If you need anything done with that mop of hair, let me know :)

[Ash Williams @ashwilliams1]

@lilydowns confirmed sighting @iLoveGGLetters

[Lily Downs @lilydowns]

@ashwilliams1 there's a guy on Hartwell Station in Melbourne that looks just like you....

[Lily Downs @lilydowns]

Jared Leto looks better dressed as a woman than I do as an actual woman.