I love commercials that are like “here’s to all the innovators, the changemakers, the breathtakers,” and it shows a montage featuring, like, a girl in a hijab skateboarding, a trans girl on the joker stairs, a goth girl with vampire teeth..... then at the end it’s like “Raytheon”
I was an intern for the Ellen show and one time on set Ellen pointed at my chest my chest and said “there’s something on ur shirt” and I looked down and she flicked my nose. Then I said “haha ohhh you got me, good one Ellen” and then she shot me in the chest with a rifle