Lily Egbert

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Kids were raped and brutally abused and she is smiling.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

DONALD. TRUMP. SAID. TODAY. THAT. HE. HAD. A. FULL. CONVERSATION. WITH. THEODORE. ROOSEVELT. ABOUT. THE. PANAMA. CANAL.

TEDDY ROOSEVELT DIED IN 1919.

THE. MAN. IS. OUT. OF. HIS. MIND.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Should be 9-0 since it’s in the fucking constitution.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

More than 40 years ago, I arrived in Chicago in search of an idea. I was a young man looking for purpose, who believed deeply in America, was inspired by the Civil Rights Movement, and wanted to be a part of something larger. The America I believed in was one where everyone has opportunity, everyone is seen, everyone belongs—because that was an America that had a place for me, too.

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

The kind of quote that used to end political careers

[Eagles Fan Central @PhilaFanCentral]

Bro the Eagles signed you undrafted in 2022, elevated you to a starter in 2023, extended you with guaranteed money in 2024, and voted you as a team captain in 2025

[NFL @NFL]

Eagles signing DT Jordan Davis to 3-year, $78 million extension, with $65M guaranteed. (via @RapSheet)

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Trump posted a disgustingly racist video depicting the Obamas as apes.

Are my Republican colleagues going to continue to bend the knee to a racist, authoritarian president who wants the American people to bow down before him?

[ؘ @wheelercoded]

this took me out

[Leila⋆˙⟡ @hudsonsbigtits]

Max just loves to chit chat OMFG RUN

[Tee𓆉°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @Mingoobies]

"He saved no one"

People better not crucify him for this because he was right. Dustin was already safe when Eddie decided to go back and play hero for no reason #StrangerThings5

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

JD Vance says fewer undocumented immigrants means Americans can finally afford homes.

So let me get this straight:

They supposedly don’t work and live on welfare, but they’re also somehow buying up all the houses?

Pick a lie.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Are we lowering flags for the college students who were murdered, or is that only for racist podcasters?

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

83 years old with cancer and he looks better than Trump lol

[lia @tallsnail]

unfortunately for my husband, I am once again firing up the janky cold war-era claymation christmas specials that shaped my psyche

my children will inherit this burden

[jay @kendallhosseini]

i prefer to watch new movies with nachos and a cherry icee, on an oversized screen, as a communal experience, AT THE MOVIE THEATERS

[Bex @BexMix_41]

you embarrassed us in kelly green
you embarrassed us in the all blacks

do NOT embarrass us in front of Sully & Mike Wazowski

[Dave Hale - Concerned Republican @CountryFirstRep]

Literally the most un-American thing you could possibly post.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

He’s literally renamed the department of defense the department of war and is ordering the bombing of fishing boats in the Caribbean.