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[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

the baby's name cannot be Taylor. that's too obvious. it must be Renesmee.

[carmen @gldnh0ur]

woke up nauseous…..the body remembers.

[Matt Royer @royermattw]

His father did not wrestle crocodiles, wrangle cobras, and box kangaroos for you to call Robert Irwin some random white boy.

[chance @chanceposts]

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

LMAOO.. newlyweds were walking through Boston after their wedding and encountered this..

Love it.. 🤣🤣

[Candace D. @DiaryofaSickGrl]

Actual conversation I had with my pharmacy:

Them: Ok when it’s ready that med will be $26

Me: oh really? It’s usually like maybe $8

Them: oh, if I add the goodrx code it’s $6. Do you want me to do that?

Me: …yes

Them: ok, then it’s $6

(In what world do I want to pay $20 more?? Lol)

[nat 🕷️ @sottrrys]

The way he’ll become irrelevant once Harry comes back

[kate 💋 @harrysmywife_]

not you babygirl @Harry_Styles this tweet isn’t for you!!

[bbm. 🇿🇦 @justwellington]

Excited to announce that I've just about had it

[cory ❤️‍🔥 @CalmDownCory]

my life has significantly improved since I’ve kept it one hundred on the land, thе sea, the sky

[lucy @winonasfilm]

julie andrews, listen to me. don’t make unnecessary journeys. don’t take risks on treacherous roads and don’t swim in the sea!

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

It doesn’t feel like party rock is in the house tonight. It hasn’t for a long time

[Scru🇳🇬 @scrufacejean]

Kendrick Lamar spoke english and had a red white & blue theme. They got mad. Beyoncé spoke english and literally did a COUNTRY MUSIC half time show. They got mad. At some point you gotta just admit it got nothin to do with the language, and everything to do with you being a racist xenophobe. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Ale𐙚🪩໑̣ ❀ @aleestyles91]

niall was the one who told them about liam and he was also the last of them who saw him

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Conservatives when they learn that Puerto Rico is part of the United States:

[Kei @RealMamaEagle]

Puerto Rico is part of the United States.

[Hanukah Lewinsky @HanukahLewinsk]

…the musical has has been running on broadway for 22 years