Lily K

cooking baking sf girl # 1 guinea pig mom

[Lily K @lilyk__]

@mirthincarnate Fungal infection of the skin

[Lily K @lilyk__]

@glitchu__ She’s a celebrity. There’s no surprise that she utilizes the second amendment.

[Lily K @lilyk__]

@Manlike_Solz He look big

[Lily K @lilyk__]

@adonispara What!!?!?!?!

[Lily K @lilyk__]

@bmiskie @greenbergnation @darren_stallcup Yeah but they’re unsure if it’s the same guy

[Lily K @lilyk__]

If you’re a female and your friend randomly moves to your city… she’s sleeping with your husband. You’re welcome.

[Lily K @lilyk__]

https://t.co/vAKDXY5S38

I’m in a competition trying to be in Maxim magazine. You probably don’t know me… but, will you give me a vote? 💖❤️

#maxim #adult

[Lily K @lilyk__]

Ready for summer

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

If the job pays under $80K, it shouldn’t require a cover letter and 5 rounds of interviews

[Lily K @lilyk__]

@manus0024 @Mubarak_mubious That’s why I am 90 pounds. I have a husband who doesn’t love me. 😂😭

It’s a great weight loss tip

[Lily K @lilyk__]

@monicatmedia This happened to me once. I did not scream though. I had a horrible boyfriend who was behind me and screaming. You have to just keep plunging.

[Lily K @lilyk__]

@KeruboSk Rice is porous. There’s no way to wash all that soap off. They’re going to end up eating the soap. Nasty.

[Lily K @lilyk__]

@shantisdiary SAME LOL

[Lily K @lilyk__]

@Headshok1962 I think it’s broken heart syndrome leading to heart failure. But, okay…

[Lily K @lilyk__]

I hate listening to an apology. I don’t even want to hear it.

SHOW ME that you’re sorry.

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

Apology or changed behavior?

[Lily K @lilyk__]

@dopabees I noticed that when I write by hand sometimes I have to look up the spelling for certain words. But, with autocorrect- we don’t even think about stuff like that.

[Lily K @lilyk__]

@lemonpepperkev You could fly to Vietnam and back for that kind of cash. Domestic airlines are becoming a bigger joke everyday.

[Lily K @lilyk__]

@collinstimbela_ If they’re DL as grown man they’re likely narcissistic or avoidant.

It takes a special kind of evil to tell someone, “I want to be with you.” “I want kids with you.”

KNOWING that they’re gay … it’s EVIL

[Lily K @lilyk__]

@imfunnychat God give me a man like this. True in heart.