i hate when those automatic air fresheners go off by me. like bitch if u really think i stink so bad how would like it i put this fonky ass foot up your ass 😭😭😭
i wish i could somehow track all the poops ive taken on the clock over every job ive had and asses the salary of my colon. if somebody wants to send me the skeleton of a spreadsheet bang my line!
“do you know excel”
no, but i know kindness. i know friendship. i know love. i know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. i know how to hold Infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.
@nevillesalads starting to get here with it as well. been drinking coffee since i was three and can barely get thru a cup without the acid reflux killing me 😰
@haworthes hes a fake bounty hunter. he used to say all his catches were real and then people found his actor ads on craigslist 😭😭😭😭 his name is patty mayo