lily

remember ricky the field mouse is fast but the owl sees at night

[lily @lilyyjt]

This is what my dad got me for my birthday

[Eric Rahill @ericrahill]

I chose self-love at Six Flags Over Texas

[Thomas White @len0killer]

When the neighbor’s cat comes over to watch me smoke cigarettes

[Boomhauer @_Boomhauer]

The dang ol’ meaning of life, yo

[lily @lilyyjt]

G-Dubb 3rd term 🇺🇸

[wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet]

Until recently I had completely forgotten this happened and now it is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[🦦 @guccipola]

@D4IKIUZI

[lily @lilyyjt]

found the best instagram account

[lily @lilyyjt]

found the best instagram account

[lily @lilyyjt]

@alex_berlinx

[lily @lilyyjt]

I took knifemaking classes last year and never told anyone. I was just bored and now I know how to forge a blade for absolutely no reason

[Hey Mister @premiles_]

Suing the dmv because “one eye is always steel blue and the other changes color depending on my emotion” isn’t an option for my drivers license

[lily @lilyyjt]

probably have viruses now

[lily @lilyyjt]

i spent last night watching a bootleg of the logan paul fight with arabic commentary on an ipad

[lily @lilyyjt]

@emmmmmm_____

[lily @lilyyjt]

if you knew me in high school just know i’m a much better, less embarrassing kind of idiot now

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Woman Who Left Room Crying Earlier Expects To Jump Back Into Party Just Like That https://t.co/op3nERFvZT

[Justin @RickyThreePeat]

they're banning me from applebees because I kissed the waitress on her hand after she set my riblets down

[lily @lilyyjt]

so true

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

{to the judge at my custody hearing} I had a dream about you