Limab

the mad mayor of munchkintown

[Limab @LiMaBue]

When your MacBook changes Ted Bundy to Ted Bunny, you should just stop working. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Nikolai Ott @replayNIKO]

I did something - #btw21 Friends-Edition

[Limab @LiMaBue]

“Hast du da Herzchen an den Textrand gemalt?” (@i_heart_cph) - “Nein, das ist ein V für Victim.” Masterarbeit, but make it creepy.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

For the people—always.

[Limab @LiMaBue]

@teruma_0606 Congrats on the website! Little heads up. Under “Profile” it should be spelled CAREER not CARRER! 🤗

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

The only gender reveal party that interests me is the one at the end of a Shakespeare comedy where everybody who's been crossdressing up until this point dramatically reveals their disguise and gets married to a duke or lord

[Limab @LiMaBue]

@stormgrass Set something contrasty in scene also. 🤔

[Eric Sprankle, PsyD @DrSprankle]

Petition to replace all racist statues with Sexy Lucifer.

[Limab @LiMaBue]

@ProSieben kann der Übersetzer bei #GNTM wirklich Englisch? “Hi beautiful” mit “Hi, wunderschön” zu übersetzen ist schon ein neues Level. (Genau so wie “she freaked out” mit ausgeflippt zu übersetzen, in dem Kontext nicht richtig)

[Limab @LiMaBue]

@i_heart_cph Thanks for the reading material and you’re SO welcome! 💕 (is that English? Who cares!)

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Listen to that wind

[Limab @LiMaBue]

„Soll ich dir was sagen? Kiwis, ne? Das sind big booty hoes.“ - @i_heart_cph #zitatdestages 🇳🇿

[Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall]

*every true crime show*
alive person: it's a small town, everybody knew each other, things like this just don't happen here. we never locked our doors before we found out about the torture farm

[Limab @LiMaBue]

22 Uhr. Irgendwo in Deutschland. @i_heart_cph : “Wollen wir noch ‘nen Kaffee trinken?” ☕️ (Antwort ist Natürlich Ja!)

[Limab @LiMaBue]

@MaxiSttr @i_heart_cph Maxi, du stehst auf Adam Driver 😂

[Limab @LiMaBue]

It’s beginning to look a lot like fall/autumn/whatever! 🍂🍁

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Put on all your jumpers, roll about in fallen leaves and turn everything into a crumble
#September

[Limab @LiMaBue]

Today I read an article about haunted toilets. It was entertaining 🚽

[Limab @LiMaBue]

Going to spend my whole day watching Mindhunter Season 2! 🎉

[Limab @LiMaBue]

Ich: “Und McJames Avoy”
@i_heart_cph: “Gibt’s das bei McDonalds?”

[Limab @LiMaBue]

@i_heart_cph @MaxiSttr And also with you!