jean-paul fartre

nice girl, but geez

[jean-paul fartre @limboticket]

@gabbyjham Thank you :)

[jean-paul fartre @limboticket]

It’s crazy this is just what knowing Jack Antonoff does to people…

[kpg @notoriouskpg]

it’s a testament to how good Margaret Qualley can be as an actor that i’m able to enjoy any of her performances after seeing this video. genuinely one of the worst things ever made

[sendall jennerr @benzo_ferrarii]

I said to this dude at spybar last night “ayoo it’s 7-11 free slurpees” and he said “what?” and I said “it’s July 11th… free slurpees” and he said “man, free everybody”

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

In the age of AI, this is what integrity looks like

[🔻 @kokebrising]

Thought this girl was Woke 1.0 (kill all men) so i tried "you're always right" gimmick, but she was actually Woke 2.0 (anti-bioessentialism) and i gave her the ick

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

It's a regressive tax on stupid people and we should honestly be protecting them from themselves by regulating the fuck out of gambling

[fatima @pmgrnate]

alright not too much

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

hang this picture at the independence square, it’s deeper than football

[yona 𓆩♡𓆪 🇪🇸 @Gvardiolzilla]

He thinks he loves haaland more than me

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I need to borrow $35

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

yooo we got morning announcements

[jean-paul fartre @limboticket]

I am not a new yorker bc i was born there, i am a new yorker bc one day I was in my corner store tryna to get sandwich and there was a young girl being harassed by a man and when I stepped in to tell him to stop he said “I’m not talking to you bitch, you look like a fat boy.”

[normal emma @EmmaSpecter]

i am not a new yorker bc i was born there, i am a new yorker bc a rat once ran over my sandal-clad foot while i was walking thru the 14th street underpass to get on the f to get to my shift as a hostess at a seafood brunch place in carroll gardens and when i got there i got fired

[maybe: sasha @goalietaps]

objectively the best mantra but i do wish the rhyming scheme was ABCB instead of ABCC (my mayor is muslim / my christian dior / my bagel is jewish / my knicks in four)

[Michael @TheMG3D]

It’s so much more than I realized

[Tariq Kenney-Shawa @tksshawa]

W.

One grocery store boycott won’t end the occupation, but remember, it was workers at Dunnes Stores in Ireland who refused to sell grapefruit from apartheid South Africa that sparked a campaign in 1984 that eventually convinced the Irish gov to join the boycott. Bit by bit.

[jean-paul fartre @limboticket]

Why is the girl in the second pic wearing the Jennifer Lopez dress that created Google Images….

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Oh girl I DO!!! I have been!!

[jean-paul fartre @limboticket]

@burritoprophet Watched this without seeing the tweet it was quoting and went “god I think she is the most talented physical comedian alive.”

[danny @d4nnytye]

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck