The Austin Auger

Angelo State T&F Alumni. Astros extremist, Wemby simp, Austin FC hostage

[Caleb Downs Fan @demcowboysfan]

#rapebrianschottenheimer

[Paredes2Crawfords #ProLockout2027 @ittruckmonth]

The real tragedy of the Charlie Kirk situation is that Jim Crane wasn’t the one with a hole through his neck

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

life as a Cowboys fan:

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Tom Brady was ELECTRIC while on the call for Commanders-Cowboys 🤣🔥

[lynz ✭ @lynziekate]

Average experience as a cowboys fan

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Imagine dick riding a convicted rapist and accused pedophile 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Couldn’t be me 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[will @will_nba_hater]

Ted Cruz goes on college gameday and ABC refuses to air democratic senate candidate interviews and the median voter in this country genuinely believes “the left” controls the media lol

[The Austin Auger @limestonegar]

@espn Thanks for keeping politics out of sports by having Ted Cruz on college gameday. Glad to know I won’t be tuning into your shitty pregame show anymore!

[Donut 🍩🇪🇸🇮🇪🇳🇱 @xDonutx21]

@mccaffreyformvp @charliekirk11 if liberals are libtards, then are republicans just retards?

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

If you are dumb enough to believe this, you are probably a Trump voter.

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Keys are being jingled that have never been jingled before

[Brian Olson @acunabatflip]

.@spurs video game cover collection complete

[Def Noodles @defnoodlesreal]

If you’re celebrating a lake being renamed while Americans are struggling to pay their bills, then you’re a fucking faggot

[Bay Area Sports Emo @BayAreaEmo]

Biggest cheating scandal in baseball history. ARREST THEM ALL

[Austin @ABartholomew_05]

VACATE THE CHAMPIONSHIPS

[Goldschmidt Happened @GoldyHappens]

The downfall of the Dodgers is happening and it’s glorious

[The Austin Auger @limestonegar]

@MichaelEWebber Greg abbot isn’t standing by for anything, he’s just permanently in the cuck chair as trump ruins the state.