lil schlumpy

I play bass of course i’ve never held an electric guitar before

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all i want to do is find shiny things and glue them together and make stuff out of clay and build giant structures in minecraft and layer sounds on top of other sounds if i am not creating i am nothing

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All you flat ass electric scooter mfs better get off and start using your glutes

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I know girl, the boycott but i got a free mcgriddle so i am stealing from them in a way

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Yeah man. 86 that ED at mcdonalds

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Using easter money to pay off my debts and buy cigarettes

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*in a transatlantic accent* I’m a 21st century goonahhhh

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Saw a bald man with a beard today. There are hammers everywhere for those with eyes to see

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Oh my god you learned a new word that doesn’t hold you accountable for your own actions! Congratulations!!!!

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@Khylanotkayla Dmed

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Selling a deftones ticket for tonight in Philly !!! #deftones #deftonesphilly

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@Khylanotkayla Row 4

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@Khylanotkayla Seat 8!

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@Khylanotkayla Hi not yet! It’s nosebleeds, sec 208

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Throwback to when i pronounced Guiseppe like Guy Sep

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Stone cold steve urkel

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In my sophomore year i would go to frat parties and otherwise shitty people’s house parties and take a utensil. Every time. Sometimes multiple. I have a jar of stolen frat boy forks

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6 has gotta be the worst single digit

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She speaks like an english smoker and when she’s sad she cries “Ho!” To reminisce about the good old days of verbally assaulting prostitutes

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Ellie Gourding. She’s finding the best plump round rump of a pumpkin and plucking it out of the ground. Ellie Gourding

[maya ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ @lemonymaya]

Why is the rizzler kinda like the shirley temple of our generation