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@fesshole Work from home's brilliant it seems,
More time to myself's what it means,
But you don't know who's lookin,
When you Google "dwarves fuckin",
And you might get caught wanking on Teams.

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@UTDRiche @UTDTrey Goooooooners...

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@ChelseaFC

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@NellPeters123 Ireland like all the other international sides except South African I think, have a few foreign born players, 8 of the 36 I think.

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@scottjwillis They are very bad..

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@elle777michelle @Luiseach Ya and then some terrible person films it and puts it on the internet....

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@dank_ackroyd This is the only thing I'll miss about Twitter. If I go full time on Threads ...

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@Dempster2000 The three 10p's..

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@flendermanc @fesshole

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@scottjwillis I was with you till this....

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@fesshole Exactly same time in bathroom ,
Creating the dirty log flume,
Because there's no smell,
Nobody can tell,
That I'm taking a shit while on Zoom.

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@dank_ackroyd

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@fesshole I'm no longer a sexual hunter,
These days just a regular punter,
I don't give two fucks,
For the fresh youthful looks,
But I'm happy if they are a munter.

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@richardpbacon @rustyrockets

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@fesshole Haunted? I am still a bit..
It felt like such a tight fit,
But I knew I hadn't scored,
She looked so darn bored,
Cause I was inches away from her clit.

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@YankeeGunner Has he done anything about his knee?

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@fesshole Turned me to riches from rags,
Enough cash to fill up ten bags
But I stopped with no doubt,
When it Turned out,
That I was the grim reaper for nags.

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@georgelenny123 Disgrace

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@georgelenny123 But........

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@cantdrawarsenal Mainly because it would make you a Chelsea fan and that's a fate worse than death..

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@fesshole Bandages, plasters the lot,
tourniquets tied in a knot,
I pay them no heed,
As my family won't bleed,
How I wish that my mum would get shot.