Evil girl

NYC 3, Seattle 8, Anaheim 12

[Evil girl @limpwristcel]

Xiu Xiu’s cover of Fast Car is so funny because like. Imagine the saddest song you’ve ever heard. Now make it the saddest song you’ve ever heard ever.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

pride is all about pairing a tank top with the longest and least sexual jorts you own

[sosa @hello22029404]

Me : doc I think I have testicular torsion

Doctor : that is NOT possible you are a female

Me : please check my balls doctor

Doctor : *turns to you, the viewer* Did you imagine me as a "man doctor" while you were reading this?

[Evil girl @limpwristcel]

@mitai__ It’s an incredible work

[Evil girl @limpwristcel]

Me

[connorlingus: the return @ConnorNotConnor]

Who was “the gay guy” at your highschool?

[Evil girl @limpwristcel]

Ok Zohran

[Michael @_britmonkey]

Most political compass tests are stupid and outdated, so I have created a political test that only focuses on REAL ISSUES of the 2020s. 64 questions that score you on four axes, including "Chud v Woke" and "Techbro v Luddite"

Reply with your results & tell me if it was accurate

[Sam is On Wires 🎤 @mythical_kat]

Oh ok

[Evil girl @limpwristcel]

I need a stimulant prescription

[Evil girl @limpwristcel]

@Undue_Risk It’s not Not

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

Vyvanse and bagel…write about Hegel. no bagel with vyvanse…stabbed by a big lance

[Evil girl @limpwristcel]

Yeah she bang on my kok. She even krungthepmahanakhon amonrattanakosin mahintharayutthaya mahadilokphop noppharatratchathaniburirom udomratchaniwetmahasathan amonphimanawatansathit on my sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit

[mikey 🕺✨ @mikeytalks2much]

the neighbor’s brother came home in a box.

[Evil girl @limpwristcel]

I just got that shit in my hand bro and I’m stroking on that shit too and I spat a little on my hand first too

[Anti @antipiker]

we owe everything to him

[inmostlight @inmostlight]

In my culture, we hate food and we hit our grandparents.

[Evil girl @limpwristcel]

@mitai__ Typical foid

[𓊓 @social_actavis]

i was in my car sipping gas station opium in the Bos-Wash hinterland (charging my vapor cigarette) when, absentmindedly scrolling my portable joybox, i became entranced by video of the president’s UFC gladiator birthday. the last time i saw bugs on a windshield i was seven

[Evil girl @limpwristcel]

@fogertymagpie @TheDouglyTruth @hyphy_republic Yep, exactly. Thankfully I only dealt for a few months of this and I had a job and no pets or children and am young in a city where you just need a bedroom, which is kinda the best case scenario. I can’t imagine being like a parent in a suburban area dealing with this

[Evil girl @limpwristcel]

Give kalimotxo me give drink kalimotxo me drink kalimotxo give me drink kalimotxo give me you

[Evil girl @limpwristcel]

@TheDouglyTruth @hyphy_republic I only got out of it because a loose acquaintance was subletting their room under the table and didn’t ask me for a deposit. Not everyone can get that kind of break

[Evil girl @limpwristcel]

@TheDouglyTruth @hyphy_republic As someone who’s been in this position, the problem (at least for me) is that, while you can afford $2k a month for a room, you can’t scrape together enough for first month + deposit (or even just one of those) AND be able to stay housed in the interim