Lindsay Marie

Professional Hot Mess

[Lindsay Marie @lin_hoff]

We all have our flaws .... one of mine is when I’m drunk I take my bra off and I tend to leave it in random places 👍🏻

[. @theachanel0]

I almost left my whole family in this house 🤣 naked & all 😭😭

[GRACIE 👞 @ohgracieoguns]

-Are you crying?
Me: No
-Look at me
Me:

[Lindsay Marie @lin_hoff]

Me everyday 😂

[Lindsay Marie @lin_hoff]

Pro tip for those of you who like me have no self-control… wear your mask on your way home from getting food this way you won’t eat all of your fries 👍🏻

[ATM @alissamoe]

If you were in college when Yik Yak was a thing, you are one of the few that I have ultimate respect for.

[rob @rbrtormrz]

the way he used his tail as a propeller

[Lindsay Marie @lin_hoff]

@deenasilver13 Ugh so dumb

[Maxwell @ninebreed]

How it be in the haunted house 😂

[Lindsay Marie @lin_hoff]

Easter Sunday in the Hoffman household.... where we watch Jurassic park instead of church 👍🏻

[Lindsay Marie @lin_hoff]

In case anyone was curious I had a meeting today for work with 117 people in it and so I logged on , muted myself, turned off my webcam and then got back in bed , rolled over and slept through the whole god damn 4 hour meeting. Life going really well rn 👍🏻

[Lindsay Marie @lin_hoff]

What’s a quarantine ? I work in healthcare ....... 🙃

[Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse]

“Yo get that pic of him in the fedora to really sell the message”

[“alright now!” ηick @Creat1ve]

“What’s taking you so long in the shower?!”

Me on the third stop of my sold out world tour in the shower:

[Geoff Bennett @GeoffRBennett]

Lift up this family, too.

[Royalty In The Rough @yellowbonemama]

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by friday

[Pollo 🐓 @pollito808]

The year ending on a Tuesday 🥳