lindsey

honk shooooo

[lindsey @lincel_]

what in the mambo number five is going on

[Pukicho @pukicho]

You don't know hurt like I do. Bug bite. Weeaally itchy.

[ryan @RyanFMandelbaum]

birdwatching will have you saying things like "for my next vacation we're choosing between ohio, new jersey, and north dakota"

[project hail temmie 🌱🐞 @TemmieMew]

court order to all warblers: stop moving. stop it. for one second.

[helena riley @freshhel]

(realizing a guy stopped listening 4 minutes into me talking about how I’m in my applesauce and Sudoku era) Wowwwww. he must be addicted to pornography

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

why is a fly landing on you so embarrassing. like ok, i’m poo……

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

i’m really easy to rage bait bc wtf are you talking about and why are you saying it to me

[A @seattleiminyou]

Being kind to myself feels like the stripper loves me

[cav empty @cavempty_]

she let me hit because she has let me hit for generations in an infinite number of past lives in the karmic cycle. sometimes as four horned antelopes, as a speck of pollen on a bluebell flower, or even as algae surrounding hydrothermal vents on the deep sea floor

[Patch @Patchyt]

2025 Patch

[Girl Undertow @girlundertow]

i feel like a white dog with shit in its eyes

[IRL Loading Screens @IRLoadingScreen]

TIP:

[niall @niallpta]

“to my big brother George, the richest man in town”

[soap of the day @soapotd]

It's Christmas, but I hardly feel any jolliness or Christmas spirit. In fact, I haven't felt anything at all for quite some time. I'm just so numb. You can't see it but I'm typing while bleeding out in the snow. NOT! There's no fucking snow. Because of Chat gpt

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

Honey get in the car. We have to go to the store because we're retarded and it's christmas eve

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

i know my period is coming up when i start feeling like this