big mike the lizard king

I'm what the cool kids call a sheltered homeschooler

[big mike the lizard king @lindberghini]

It’s wild.. with a total enrollment of 10,020 students, the college that I go to is 10,020x bigger than the high school that I went to

[big mike the lizard king @lindberghini]

@FLATEARTHER202 Salmon pink clears and it’s not even close

[big mike the lizard king @lindberghini]

Probably a full-grown 800 pound tuna

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Logically which animal could take on a full grown male lion?

[big mike the lizard king @lindberghini]

@FLATEARTHER202 I hope you choke on your next cheez it flat earther i do not deserve this slander and your accusations are completely unfounded

[Bilbo Baggins @Jbanklestankle1]

Harambe's revenge

[big mike the lizard king @lindberghini]

@FLATEARTHER202 Proverbs 30:2 🙏🏼

[big mike the lizard king @lindberghini]

@FLATEARTHER202 Update?

[thebiggestcheese @skrt_suP]

CHOP STEAK IS BULLSHIT @texasroadhouse JUST SAY SALISBURY STEAK SO WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE GETTING

[big mike the lizard king @lindberghini]

@CarleighLind Isn’t that around the time you forced me to start a forest fire? :)

[big mike the lizard king @lindberghini]

@FLATEARTHER202

[thebiggestcheese @skrt_suP]

cheese do be happenin #bigcheesemovesonly

[thebiggestcheese @skrt_suP]

Fuck Ramos law. All my homies hate Ramos law.

[thebiggestcheese @skrt_suP]

That’s so fucking cherry big hoss

[thebiggestcheese @skrt_suP]

Any plans after drinks is a first come first serve of ideas

[thebiggestcheese @skrt_suP]

Hackett can’t hack it

[big mike the lizard king @lindberghini]

@skrt_suP @HackettJourney

[RK @RyanKoenigsberg]

🙏 Game Day 🙏

[Evgeni Malkin @emalkin71geno]

Geno and sid))))

[Sarah @ShillinChi]

Healthy relationships revolve around men golfing.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Sid and Guentzel are so damn dominant

Lord Stanley’s coming home

[big mike the lizard king @lindberghini]

@ohdearmarsha I did get a shirt! Y’all killed it and I need to figure how to have Family Tradition/Anaconda blasted into my brain 24/7