lindsay crain

saucy little human

[lindsay crain @lindsaycrain]

Ninja all the way baby

[brin daddy @brindaddy]

Rip my blender 😔 anyone have any recommendations??? Mostly making a lot of smoothies with frozen fruit.

[lindsay crain @lindsaycrain]

Pro tip: Say thank you after someone says “you look tired”

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Can’t decide between a midnight blue minivan with all wheel drive and foldable rear seats or a coffin.

[April @cle_april]

Arie: *breaks off engagement*

Also Arie: hey are you okay?
#thebachelor

[Michelle Collins @michcoll]

This is how you knock on a bathroom door when someone is throwing up or has diarrhea, not when you just broke off your engagement #thebachelor

[lindsay crain @lindsaycrain]

@melaniechubbs https://t.co/lMEKhf6BqX

[lindsay crain @lindsaycrain]

I thought ppl not knowing when to use “then” and “than” was bad but lately I’ve been seeing a lot of “lose” and “loose” confusion which is ten times worse

[lindsay crain @lindsaycrain]

@daniellewisen thanks for the follow

[lindsay crain @lindsaycrain]

Drinking Diet Pepsi at 5am, 2017 is really shaping up

[lindsay crain @lindsaycrain]

When ppl don’t get the flu shot because they think it makes them sick #smh

[Evan Stern @evanjstern]

Remember in Jurassic Park when that guy calls a raptor clever girl so she eats the fuck outta him for infantilizing her, that was dope

[lindsay crain @lindsaycrain]

Are chiropractors real life wizards that we accept into society ?

[lindsay crain @lindsaycrain]

When a patient asks for a coffee with soy milk and sugar, news flash lady I’m a nurse not a barista

[lindsay crain @lindsaycrain]

They’re so warm and comfortable 10/10 would recommend https://t.co/5cUCnjGFqH

[brin daddy @brindaddy]

@lindsaycrain Makin a come back

[lindsay crain @lindsaycrain]

Just got a new pair of uggs, feeling very 2008 rn

[lindsay crain @lindsaycrain]

@andrewo94 Welcome 2 the Wild West 🐴

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

fixed it for you, @people

[lindsay crain @lindsaycrain]

All i want for Christmas this year is blue blistex chapstick