Lindsay Covington

[Lindsay Covington @lindsaytwo]

@trelizabeth Stay safe @trelizabeth ❤from Rachels best friend. Thinking of you all

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(609): is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

You call them calories, I call them delicious points.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(919): you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Sorry, this is my normal everyday face.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

"Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping."

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

It's all fun and games until your jeans won't button.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

A real friend knows you're calling them while on the toilet but doesn't care.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Wine is just Win with an e on the end for emphasis.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Have to agree with your teacher...

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

"There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk." -Ron Swanson

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

How I feel right now...

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Hey Friday, let's make out.