linds

colossal dumbass // she/her

[linds @lindsdunc]

nothing ruins my day more than seeing a man’s asscrack out in public

[erika @yeeeerika]

the cat hair is part of the fit

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covid and E. coli in the same month you have got to be fucking joking me lmao

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smiled and waved at a cute baby cause im not a monster and his dad said “she’s too old for you bro” to his literal baby. what the fuck

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at the gym fighting the urge to ask every hot woman who’s here with her boyfriend “is he bothering you queen”

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i took my account off private just to tweet them because this shit is literally so annoying. no matter what browser, what time of day, etc this is all that happens when you add something to your cart on their cursed website

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pretty cool that the @Sephora website is virtually unusable at all times lol I’m not downloading the gd app just let me shop in peace !!!

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“tHaT’S wHY hEaLtHcArE iS SO eXpEnSiVe” -pt’s family member after seeing me throw used IV tubing away

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oh good it’s insane person hour at the gym. my favorite!

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bf very gently told his parents how uncomfortable the guest bed is and they said “oh that makes sense, it was a wedding gift” they’ve been married ~40 years

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a friend gifted me a sourdough starter for my birthday i’m a motherrr now!

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having a mid life crisis (turning 30 tomorrow) might fuck around and pierce my septum or commit a crime!! haven’t decided yet

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bonded with a patient about the sopranos and i quoted “so what, no fuckin ziti??” and immediately was like 🙂 oh ya 🙂 i’m at my job 🙂 as a healthcare professional 🙂

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patient coming out of sedation asked me if that’s what they give to people before lethal injection lol why is that the first thing on your mind

[miss xo @venusian_doll]

she’s insane

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getting to watch my 22 year old coworker explain what a labubu is to a 50 year old doctor was the highlight of my work week

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17 year old nephew beat me in arm wrestling so humiliating fast last night im still feeling shameful

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snapchat memories just reminded me about when i got extremely drunk after restarting wellbutrin a few years ago and experienced a brief psychotic episode #cute

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patient threatened to “come down and kick some ass” to our clinic and is crying now that security won’t leave his side during his appointment 😭😭 lolllll