i took my account off private just to tweet them because this shit is literally so annoying. no matter what browser, what time of day, etc this is all that happens when you add something to your cart on their cursed website
bf very gently told his parents how uncomfortable the guest bed is and they said “oh that makes sense, it was a wedding gift” they’ve been married ~40 years
bonded with a patient about the sopranos and i quoted “so what, no fuckin ziti??” and immediately was like 🙂 oh ya 🙂 i’m at my job 🙂 as a healthcare professional 🙂
snapchat memories just reminded me about when i got extremely drunk after restarting wellbutrin a few years ago and experienced a brief psychotic episode #cute
patient threatened to “come down and kick some ass” to our clinic and is crying now that security won’t leave his side during his appointment 😭😭 lolllll