Lindsey Forrester Archer

I’ve got the confidence of a Real Housewife, but the flair of a forest witch. ig @handshakeswithplants

[Lindsey Forrester Archer @LindseyFA]

Wow. I’m ashamed I ever supported @patagonia WTF is wrong with you? Drop the lawsuit. #pattigonia @pattiegonia

[Lindsey Forrester Archer @LindseyFA]

Holy shit @dunkindonuts this is a sad no flavour or topping, falling apart, pathetic more-bagel-than-donut specimen. What is happening? Please do better

[Lindsey Forrester Archer @LindseyFA]

The saying “what a time to be alive,”usually implies a good time, yet technically could be any quality of time. But yes I think it is safe to say that it is most certainly A TIME to be alive. It is now, certainly, a time. And it is happening. Unfortunately 😂🫠

[Lindsey Forrester Archer @LindseyFA]

Hey @UPS — your store denied me restroom access even after I explained my documented bladder condition & showed a doctor’s letter. Staff mocked me saying “yeah, show me your letter” & still refused. This is an ADA violation & outright cruel. Do better.

[Lindsey Forrester Archer @LindseyFA]

@UPS your store in Mission Valley, San Diego violated the ADA by refusing to let me use the bathroom, despite having a letter from my doctor explaining I have a bladder condition & have the right to use the restroom under CA & federal law. The employees also mocked my disability

[Lindsey Forrester Archer @LindseyFA]

This is Sir Baelfire Fuzzlewomps of Cuddleton, the floofer who we’ve entered into America’s Favorite pet contest. He’s the undercat here bc neither of us have many followers. I'm asking for your vote/shares for the Duke of Hutchison #americasfavoritepet https://t.co/fq1xYnnqvu

[Lindsey Forrester Archer @LindseyFA]

Posting this to alert @kyte there’ll be consequences to their actions. Please think about reposting this & tag @kyte. This company is violent, fraudulent @ doing it w impunity. The message of how dangerous @kyte needs to be spread so they face the consequences of their actions.

[Lindsey Forrester Archer @LindseyFA]

Whoever had the idea to have Netflix give you a “2 episodes to go” warning when you’re near the end of a series should get a fucking medal. My poor heart needs emotional preparation to let go of something I’ve been binge-vesting in 😂🙏🏼✨

[Lindsey Forrester Archer @LindseyFA]

“Can you be quite I’m trying to think!���

- Rude
- Usually doesn’t stop them

“I appreciate that you have information for me, but my brain isn’t ready to receive that information yet”

- Polite
- Appreciative
- More accurately describes why people w ADHD need u to stfu to focus

[Lindsey Forrester Archer @LindseyFA]

I hope you’re proud @dkhos

[Lindsey Forrester Archer @LindseyFA]

The worst part about this @Postmates and @UberEats scheme is that they KNOW we don’t have 3 hours to spend arguing every time they totally mess something up, which is why they make it so hard to contact customer support. They know well eventually give up.

[Lindsey Forrester Archer @LindseyFA]

Like when a big defense law firm “papers” plaintiff to death by using their deep pockets to file so many motions that plaintiff has to drop the suit bc the legal fees would bankrupt them. So big corps never have to answer for their screw ups bc no one can afford to fight them

[Lindsey Forrester Archer @LindseyFA]

The worst part about this @Postmates and @UberEats scheme is that they KNOW we don’t have 3 hours to spend arguing every time they totally mess something up, which is why they make it so hard to contact customer support. They know well eventually give up.

[Issue Spotter @SDLocalLady]

They know that the cost/benefit of an incredibly frustrating customer-service experience means it’s not worth it for people to jump through hoops and argue trying to get a refund or credit. They make it intentionally difficult so that we just give up and keep ordering. Shameful.

[Lindsey Forrester Archer @LindseyFA]

Why are these my only two moods? 😂

1) No one’s responding to my messages - why doesn’t anyone want to talk to meeeee 😫

2) People are messaging me - why are people trying to talk to meeeeee 😫

[Lindsey Forrester Archer @LindseyFA]

Ads in the 60s: Hey ladies, here’s a product to help you to bE the pERFeCt WIfE nO MaTTer WhAt 🙃

Ads today: Just like summers end, relationships end, so here’s a phone where you can crop out your ex-boyfriend from that bomb bikini shot! 🙌🏻🔥💁🏼‍♀️

[Lindsey Forrester Archer @LindseyFA]

@deannaTVnews @ColeClaybourn @netflix This didn’t work for me there isn’t even a live button anymore 😩

[Lindsey Forrester Archer @LindseyFA]

The answer was clearly NOT @netflix

[Nick Lachey @NickLachey]

Who’s ready!?? #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[Lindsey Forrester Archer @LindseyFA]

@BKBachTakes 💯💯😂

[Lindsey Forrester Archer @LindseyFA]

@netflix @LoveisBlindShow

[Lindsey Forrester Archer @LindseyFA]

@netflix Are you going fix the fact that the live won’t play on like everyone’s Netflix??