Imagine a vaccine so effective that you need to take it 6 times in 2 years, with no end to boosters in sight.
Imagine a vaccine that’s so effective that it increases your risk of being infected with the virus it’s supposed to protect you from, and that causes all-cause-mortality to increase in proportion to its usage in different countries.
Imagine a vaccine that is so localized to the deltoid muscle that it travels to all of the organs in your body and crosses the blood brain barrier.
Imagine a vaccine that’s so short-lived that it reverse integrates into your DNA and causes permanent Spike protein expression.
Imagine a vaccine that’s so pure that it’s contaminated with plasmid DNA, causing it to be categorized as gene therapy.