lindsjin

attention whore with an attention deficit. semi-retired bingo athlete. silly little rascal. attorney at law.

[lindsjin @lindsjin]

@FreddyLA7 Are you familiar with the Waffle House Index? I’d be very interested to get your thoughts on that.

[lindsjin @lindsjin]

If Toto Wolff was not already on beta blockers, he is now.

[lindsjin @lindsjin]

I feel like it is not a controversial take to want nothing but blessings for Isack Hadjar.

[lindsjin @lindsjin]

@BarExamTutor I don’t know if this tweet just cured my midlife crisis or exacerbated it. 🥴

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

He’s making a list.

Checking it twice!

It was converted from PDF.

Formatting is weird.

He’s giving up.

[Johnny Barner 🤙🦅 @jrptigers]

What could have been.

What should have been.

[lindsjin @lindsjin]

I miss interim head coach Carnell “Cadillac” Williams. 😪😪😪😪😪😪

[lindsjin @lindsjin]

They should make attorneys line up and high five/ shake hands and say “good game” like they do in sports after a really intense hearing or mediation.

[lindsjin @lindsjin]

Why would you use my entire government name in there like that? ☹️

[Tampa International Airport ✈️ @FlyTPA]

“Hey TPA I’m a ✨travel influencer✨ so can u give me some free flights??!”

Lindsey you have 27 followers

[Snickels! (SLOTS ON TRELLO!) @DymeArachnyd]

*taps it with my beak* metal

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

The existence of Chicago Pope implies the existence of MLA Pope and APA Pope

[zae @itszaeok]

april fools day is a terrible day for someone like me who is incredibly well-intentioned with a child-like spirit & wonder who likes to believe what the world whispers...

[lindsjin @lindsjin]

I’m glad that auburn made the final four in a year when it’s played in San Antonio. We are about to see Charles Barkley in rare form.

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

If the legal advice you’re given isn’t what you wanted to hear, simply tell the attorney that they are wrong and cite ChatGPT. Follow me for more hacks

[lindsjin @lindsjin]

@christiannajane Is that a porygon?

[lindsjin @lindsjin]

@car55ainz You forgot to mention one of his newest accolades—crocodile dentist.

[the human anachronism™️ @FullAsMuchHeart]

Just saw someone saying using the em-dash is a sign of something being written by AI, because real people rarely use it. This is terrible news for everyone like me who has an unhealthy emotional attachment to the em-dash.

[lindsjin @lindsjin]

@ItsMattsLaw We have a mediator out here in Texas who gives each attorney a jar of moonshine if they settle. It’s family law so you know we need the strong stuff.

[lindsjin @lindsjin]

@lpbarrett97 Make sure to keep that little snow goblin (Rachel) out of the street. She WILL eat the salt that they put on the roads.

Also Keevah is so stylish, so gorgeous, and so brave. Please give my goddogter so much love from auntie 🥺🥺

[lindsjin @lindsjin]

I write zyns not tragedies.