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[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Michelle Obama lives in their heads rent-free 💙

[#23💫 @ConceitedJuvv]

Whoever came up with " mind you " ateeeee🤣🤣🤣cause FUCKING MIND YOU!!!!!!!

[Dinah @dinahaddie]

anyone else increasingly bothered by the fact that everything is fucking insane

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

having a cat is so nice because she never makes me feel bad for sitting around all day doing nothing. she actually screams at me when i’m up doing stuff because all she wants to do is sit on me

[Nkay @carlella1]

Women who leave >

[Rendy Jones @rendy_jones]

It’s his time.

[Jola @Jollz]

Adding “analyst” and “engineer” to marketing roles. 😂😂😂

[Hasan 👁‍🗨 @flackospalace]

There’s no way they staged this shit just so he can justify building a ballroom LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

Michael being dead is crazy like I will never get over that. That movie just refreshed my grief lawddd

[lp @lindsperry]

Leaving the theatre after Michael

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

👁️👁️

[fashion girl ⭑ @forbiddenhottie]

cuando por fin entiendes que no funcionó porque habrías odiado esa vida

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

[Stefan Smith @TheStefanSmith]

As a single Millennial with no dependents and a six figure income, I’m apparently this country’s only tax base.

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

just realized we all technically have a photo with beyoncé now….. 😭😭

[Stephanie @stephstehp]

HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY TO THE ONLY ONES THAT MATTER!!

[Darrell Issa Unemployment Project @Alejandro27Ale]

"Newsom is 99% Hitler!"

Motherfucker I live in California and under "99% Hitler" my gay friends have basic rights, my girlfriend can access reproductive care, and we've raised the minimum wage for service workers.

Spare me the disingenuous bullshit.

[sports tweeter Matthias 🇨🇴🇲🇽🇪🇨🇧🇷 @sportswaatcher]

Watching the Curling