Lindsay M

I wish I could be on island time all the time 🥥🌞🌴

[Lindsay M @lindssmclarty]

Could really go for some crab rangoons right about now

[Lindsay M @lindssmclarty]

Sam told me I’d get the bitchy edit on reality tv

[Lindsay M @lindssmclarty]

Can’t explain how badly I could use heirloom tomato season rn

[Lindsay M @lindssmclarty]

Tuesday? Is this a sick joke

[Lindsay M @lindssmclarty]

Munch-mausen-hausen disease

[Lindsay M @lindssmclarty]

Me: uses a cute professional photo to wish my husband a happy Valentine’s Day

Him: uses the worst photo I’ve ever seen

[Lindsay M @lindssmclarty]

I paid $10.59 for a carton of eggs, send help

[Lindsay M @lindssmclarty]

You can bet I’m always going to be messaging Tina Dale about @BravoTV

[Lindsay M @lindssmclarty]

The Mack Hotel is always booked n busy

[Lindsay M @lindssmclarty]

@leannexmac Welcome sister!!!! #Shahmazing

[Lindsay M @lindssmclarty]

The plot thickens!!!!

[Lindsay M @lindssmclarty]

Spencer is soooo asleep rn (it’s 4am)

[Lindsay M @lindssmclarty]

@Samcapp42 I feel like this is a trick question, it’s obviously Aish

[Lindsay M @lindssmclarty]

Older sisters in the building

[Lindsay M @lindssmclarty]

@Samcapp42 No

[Lindsay M @lindssmclarty]

Sam I want to go see Wicked tomorrow

[Lindsay M @lindssmclarty]

Kaylie asked when Roseanne was getting here

[Lindsay M @lindssmclarty]

Claire told me she hates Southern Hospitality but we love it

[Lindsay M @lindssmclarty]

Teaching Tim how to do things is a full time job

[Lindsay M @lindssmclarty]

Kaylie said she would NEVER ASMR Kylie

[Lindsay M @lindssmclarty]

@_bhelms1 No just turning over to say I’m not asleep every so often

[Lindsay M @lindssmclarty]

Kaylie has been at our house for 14 hours and has been asleep for 13 of them