Lindsey Mummified Mitchell

[Lindsey Mummified Mitchell @LindsTMitchell]

all of us twitter hoes the min we saw the will smith clip #whatjusthappened

[🦇 miracide 𓃵 @miracide_]

‘don’t have pets you can’t afford’ is a generally cool sentiment but very outdated since we need to chat about the private equity elephant in the room buying up all of the vets and making tooth extractions $1500

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

parasites in our vegetables, data centers poisoning the water, flock cameras being built on every block, ICE agents killing people left and right… fuck donald trump and anyone who voted for him

[Lindsey Mummified Mitchell @LindsTMitchell]

and this is why i would never cheat with a man. women are just too wonderful and kind

[Corazonaꨄ︎ 🇵🇸 @corazonaxz]

somente mulheres machista odeiam outras mulheres

[Lindsey Mummified Mitchell @LindsTMitchell]

@mattxiv can you imagine if he had a gay son oh my god

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Biden outliving everyone who spoke poorly about his health is divine retribution.

[Princess A @cessadelove1]

A man who lies can’t lead. A man who cheats can’t lead. A man who never takes accountability can’t lead. A man who lets pride, anger, and ego control his decisions can’t lead either. Leadership starts with character. If a man can’t be honest, disciplined, responsible, and respectful, he has no business expecting anyone to trust him with a household.

[Lindsey Mummified Mitchell @LindsTMitchell]

wake up and the first thing i see
is lindsey graham is dead??? oh today is gunna be a great day!!!

[Lindsey Mummified Mitchell @LindsTMitchell]

i can’t spend more time repeating old patterns. at this point intake to say i deserve more and i need to just move on

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

When dating, pleaseeeeeeee get familiar with how your partner was raised. IT MATTERS. Hear me clearly.

[Lindsey Mummified Mitchell @LindsTMitchell]

@4oohi and it doesn’t even matter how you say it or the way you say it. they always are defensive

[Nneka M. Okona 🇳🇬 @afrosypaella]

The grief I experienced in my 30s was so devastating, traumatizing & life-altering I had to grieve my former self along with all the people. Grief atop of grief. Grief is a catalyst—I feel battle tested & the truest version of ME. If you knew me in the past you don’t anymore.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

They were really banning us from events just to get on the dance floor and do this shit LMAOOOOO

[chris @ATR3lDES]

its “leave you ugly boyfriend” year

[Lindsey Mummified Mitchell @LindsTMitchell]

wish i would have seen this before i dated my ex

[Veronica, Collagen Scientist 🇵🇱 @celestialbe1ng]

Age gaps can work. Income gaps can work. Distance can work. An aura gap will destroy you.

Always aura-match.

[yimikal. @yimikaaaa]

You cannot spend years breaking a child's spirit and then expect a few words in adulthood to repair what took years to destroy. You cannot teach a child to fear your footsteps, your voice, your moods, and your anger, then expect them to see you as a source of comfort later in life

[emily may @emilykmay]

right-wing men view women as private property; left-wing men view women as public property.

this was a rough discovery as someone who was raised on the right-wing and inherently trusted progressive men.

[axo🦋✶ ✦ ⋆ @axobuggies]

we need to make another world cup where everything is the same but no one invites argentina

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

You ever been through a breakup so fucking life shattering that you are VIOLENTLY EJECTED from an anxious attachment style into an avoidant attachment style

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

all quiet on the swiftie front since that fascist guest list was leaked

[blue @bluewmist]

You should study what makes you defensive. The topic you avoid, the joke that irritates you, the question that feels insulting, the feedback you instantly reject. Defensiveness is usually the guard dog sitting in front of a weakness you have not trained yourself to face.