Lindsay Sattler

Im better than you. also a baller

[Parker Butler @parkerpbutler]

For every Texan who is currently being advised to not wash your clothes or use your oven, remember this: Texas Republicans just spent the legislative session restricting abortion access and allowing permitless carry, but passed NOTHING that would immediately help end blackouts.

[Lindsay Sattler @lindz_2018]

@hulu thanks for suggesting @lawandordertv organized crime... we’ve all been needing some Widower Stabler in our lives. #daddy #stablerisback #LawAndOrderOC #howdidyouknow

[Lindsay Sattler @lindz_2018]

Seriously. 🤦‍♀️

[Sachin Chheda @skchheda]

Here’s the character of these people.

A friend’s friend works at a restaurant that served @Mike_Pence at lunch today.

He tipped $5 on $45 bill.

This is who these people are. Remember that, always.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Trump not used to being challenged by anyone because he’s spent four years surrounded by sycophants.

[Emma Gray @emmaladyrose]

It's been 10 minutes and I feel an inch away from hyperventilation and/or death #PresidentialDebate2020

[Lindsay Sattler @lindz_2018]

How is it ok for pretty much EVERY WORKING AMERICAN to pay more in taxes each month than Trump paid in years? #PresidentialDebate2020

[Lindsay Sattler @lindz_2018]

@hannahsajban Brutal. I love it.

[Lindsay Sattler @lindz_2018]

Seriously. https://t.co/y7ODRa8dd1

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

My fellow Americans, i, a pile of strangely colored meats, would like to assure you, we are doomed and I don't care. Believe me.

Eat arbys

[Lindsay Sattler @lindz_2018]

Did Arie just put Krystal in time out??? #TheBachelor

[Tom Colicchio @tomcolicchio]

Foreign and Domestic, Barley swine also check out Holy Roller haven’t been but hear great things. https://t.co/Ablwn2Bg0y

[The Bachelor Bros @bachbros]

Just once I want the guy who grabs the suitcase after a rejection to grab the girl's bag and yell to the others "they've eloped!" #TheBachelor

[Lindsay Sattler @lindz_2018]

@sweetsarahpea made me this beautiful cake 🎂 🍰 to celebrate my birthday @barleyswine red velvet… https://t.co/Mx5ca21Lfm

[Beek Baby Jesus  @JaimsVanDerBeek]

Whoever did this is a damn genius.

[Lindsay Sattler @lindz_2018]

I don’t have a pic, and I can’t prove it.. but I totally made eye contact with Justin Timberlake tonight at dinner 😳

[Lindsay Sattler @lindz_2018]

Yummy beer tasting with the Odd Duck/Barley Swine/Sour Duck crew! Finally fall here! https://t.co/YNcxsHV0zb

[Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare]

Ivanka Trump, punk as fuck in Aspen in 1998

[Pavithra S. Mohan @pavsmo]

A good reminder. https://t.co/d1vvzuqMnV