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podcast: Talkin’ tofu / blog: timid futures/ I’m here to keep up with my favorite comedians!!!!!!!

[striepe @lineleader]

I’ll be the first to tell you that corporate loyalty sucks but I will also point out that 100% of people are wearing masks in this Bed Bath & Beyond and that’s because we are a FAMILY

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

“I am happy. I am very happy. This morning when I woke up I felt good because the sun was shining. I felt good because I was a frog. And I felt good because I have you as a friend. I wanted to be alone. I wanted to think about how fine everything is.”

[striepe @lineleader]

@justvee13 They’re better than I was expecting them to be!

[striepe @lineleader]

@vivaluvegan Nobody is too old to do the thing that brings them joy!

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

That video of Mitch McConnell is tough to watch but not nearly as tough as it is for the many millions of people in our country who can't afford lifesaving and life-dignifying health care specifically because of McConnell's career-long efforts to ensure they don't.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

“‘Turn for me!’ he shouted.
I turned the rope for the Dark Frog.
He jumped twenty times.
‘I am beginning to get hungry,’ said the Dark Frog.
He jumped fifty times.
‘I am getting hungrier,’ said the Dark Frog.
He jumped ninety times.
‘I am very hungry now!’ said the Dark Frog.”

[striepe @lineleader]

@ceebeemoore1 “Mister Content”

[striepe @lineleader]

Honored to again be on this list (don’t look)

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Like I do every year, here are some songs I’ve been listening to this summer — a mix of old and new. Look forward to hearing what I’ve missed.

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

Every ‘90s movie has one thing in common: Jeanne Tripplehorn deserves better.

[70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifi]

Bob Larkin, 1979

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread:

Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

[striepe @lineleader]

“The seaweed is always greener in somebody else’s lake” is such a lazy line. First of all I don’t think that lakes have seaweed. Also, how does Sebastian know about lakes? Furthermore, 1/

[70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifi]

Don Ivan Punchatz’s cover art for a 1969 edition of ‘Nightwings,’ by Robert Silverberg

[Alex Dragicevich @alexdrag_]

“can I be honest?“ absolutely not ever do not say a word please

[The Onion @TheOnion]

French Again Protest In Way Americans Are Welcome To At Any Time https://t.co/YGgWyaKIQQ

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: More than $200 billion may have been stolen from two large COVID-19 pandemic-relief programs, a new watchdog report says. https://t.co/eDAppPHwbQ

[wint @dril]

If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war . Like and retweet

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Emotional maturity for me is primarily having gone from saying “I’ve seen this” to simply “hahaha”