Allan Evans

iOS developer, amateur race driver. DM me for other social media links.

[Allan Evans @lingoslinger]

@visiblecare Still unable to DM you regarding my service (or lack thereof) issue

[Allan Evans @lingoslinger]

@visiblecare having difficulty logging in to the Visible site to check my account and attempt to upgrade ny service - please advise.

[Allan Evans @lingoslinger]

@visiblecare I am still unable to DM you regarding my issue. Please advise.

[Allan Evans @lingoslinger]

@visiblecare Understood, following now.

[Allan Evans @lingoslinger]

@visiblecare I don't seem to be able to DM you - was it something I said?

[Dustyn August @dustynaugust]

Companies: We have an urgent need for iOS developers.

Also companies: Here’s an obscure programming riddle that is in no way relevant to the company, the work you’ll be doing at the company, or any work you have or will ever do. You have an hour.

[Allan Evans @lingoslinger]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 5 Nov 2007 (via @twi_age).

[Adam Liaw @adamliaw]

Home security reminder. A lot of people are going away for Christmas which makes their homes easy pickings for burglars. For security reasons I strongly recommend leaving one of your children behind to construct a series of elaborate booby traps and defend your interests.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

it’s so fucking funny that elon musk would be like “twitter is a hardcore coding company now” and then ask engineers to email him code weekly because he doesn’t know how to use github

[Stephan Eggermont @StOnSoftware]

Getting my followers from twitterapi was easy using @pharoproject and @brackendev's https://t.co/yTnR9EBF8C: switch api from 1.1 to 2 and

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

simply unforgivable that elon is forcing me to either get hot (instagram), get annoying (substack), learn what a server is (mastodon), or become an actual psychopath (linkedin)

[Peter🌲Brannen @PeterBrannen1]

If Twitter crashes and you need to find me, the hell you will. I've got a two day head start on you, which is more than I need. I speak a dozen languages, know every local custom, I'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see me again.

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

We’re finally going to see a Musk product in self-driving mode.

[Allan Evans @lingoslinger]

Good tweet.

[Justin Wyne @wyne]

I asked my friend at Twitter how he’s doing. He said he can’t complain.

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

Twitter employees listen to me: imagine how fucking funny it would be if none of you clicked "yes."

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

11,000 people lost their jobs because the world's biggest dork predicted we'd wanna put on VR headsets and attend work meetings as floating cartoon characters