eymon

this is really just a Britney Spears fanpage

[eymon @lingueymon]

started infusing my own lemon & cucumber water and it paid my bills, taught me fine arts, and reunited me with my estranged son

[eymon @lingueymon]

so called “free-thinkers” when someone tells them they have to pee

[eymon @lingueymon]

weekend so good they playing the shrek soundtrack at the gym

[eymon @lingueymon]

they were my heated rivalry

[eymon @lingueymon]

Boney M wrote songs like “oh man this legend lived life so raw they had to plan multiple assassinations against them”

[eymon @lingueymon]

her after the evil witch turns her into a fish:

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Halfmoon Betta fish

[snav @qorprate]

sometimes psychoanalysts say very cute things about love

[Seth @holzawn]

Me realizing that I just answered the phone call that turns your floor into a drumset

[eymon @lingueymon]

my 7yr old self would be so proud of me for casually spelling guineapig

[eymon @lingueymon]

why does my car sound like a guineapig when i turn it off

[. @horrorguymick]

i miss watching attractive sweaty mfs trying to survive a slasher movie

[eymon @lingueymon]

@jeslyp_ who are you to say another piercing on yourself is a problem?!?

[eymon @lingueymon]

i have no idea what movie i’m watching but i’m 60% sure a mission impossible

[eymon @lingueymon]

ideal date instructions:
1. you come over
2. we eat my pasta
3. we put on movie
4. i fall asleep to movie
5. you fall asleep to movie

[eymon @lingueymon]

no one knows that this is the best thing to ever happen to me

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A ‘SCARY MOVIE’ reboot is in the works.

[eymon @lingueymon]

boobpocketing a baggie for this reason ONLY

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

How to light a fire with a bag of water

[📹 marusya.shiklina]

[PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPION @kiigenn]

how your friends that refuse to wear their glasses look at you before finally seeing it’s you