Herschel Krustofsky

let’s get it started in here

[amir @blumenfeld]

imagine this dude skipping stones?
are you fucking kidding me?

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

A ‘reet supreme from Taco Bell sounded muy bwayne today. Little snack for ol’ Karl.

It was tiny and $6.09.

Wish those aliens everyone keeps talking about would stop taking their sweet ass time. Sick of getting prison gaped from every angle, you guys.

[Mikey O’ver @MikeyOver1]

Cam Newton asking Ray J if he is gay or not and the conversation that ensued is genuinely one of the funniest clips I have ever seen on the internet

What did I just watch man 💀

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Druski & Mike Epps couldn’t stop LAUGHING while making a contestant with a special arm do all sorts of stunts at Coulda Been auditions 💀🤣👀

“Don’t get mad… I wanna put that in some batter. Chicken wing batter” 😭😭

[Jonas Čeika @Jonas_Ceika]

I sent ChatGPT an audio file of a series of FART sound effects and asked what it thinks of "my music" and this is what it said

[Herschel Krustofsky @linmill_]

@ConnorHrabchak1 No

[Arodtx @ARODtx]

My podcast moment of the year was when Ms. Pat had @HFoleyComedy in a choke hold, fighting for his life @AreYouGarbage

[Herschel Krustofsky @linmill_]

@JFreshHockey Ronda Rousey

[Herschel Krustofsky @linmill_]

@SnacksJokesDope Just like our ancestors

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

This is probably one of the greatest entrances in the history of music

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

Leslie Nielsen pulls off a PERFECT Untouchables stairway shootout parody. The sheer number of gags squeezed into 3 minutes is incredible.

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

I hope this email finds you rock hard

[Drew Livingstone @ProducerDrew_]

Jake Walman laughing at Tomas Nosek for taking the penalty in overtime is crazy stuff 😂

[Herschel Krustofsky @linmill_]

@kidsthesedayz @SnacksJokesDope Bees?

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

The entire Blues watch-party went from celebration to DEVASTATION in a matter of seconds when the Jets tied it with 1.6 left in the game 😭

(via @nazzobetweeting)

[Herschel Krustofsky @linmill_]

@RotoPat Name another professional athlete named Neal

[Chill Dauterive @SnacksJokesDope]

Looking to source local, organic fluoride to naturally and safely lower my iq. I want to be dumb as shit.

[Herschel Krustofsky @linmill_]

@SnacksJokesDope Scab!

[Herschel Krustofsky @linmill_]

@SnacksJokesDope Getting drunk on beer, a thread 🧵

[Herschel Krustofsky @linmill_]

@lovematea 🥰