Lucas McNeeley

Knoxville native & UTC alum. Husband & Dogfather. IT/telecom guy. White Sox fan. History freak/news junkie. Likes black comedy and Steely Dan.

[Lucas McNeeley @linux_colonel]

@DAVIDCARROLL3 I have no earthly idea, but I can tell you that is neither Donald Fagen nor Paul Barys.

[Lucas McNeeley @linux_colonel]

It was NEVER about any of those things. What a dumb woman.

[Jason S. Campbell @JasonSCampbell]

Nikki Haley says the Confederate flag was about "service, and sacrifice, and heritage" until Dylan Roof "hijacked" it

[Lucas McNeeley @linux_colonel]

@MissDKpower I love this so much.

[Lucas McNeeley @linux_colonel]

@SeanMPhipps Look Ma, a memory dump!

[Lucas McNeeley @linux_colonel]

@MissDKpower Down here, a low of 68 this time of year is something to savor while it lasts.

[Lucas McNeeley @linux_colonel]

I don't know what this guy is full of, but it isn't the Holy Spirit. My hometown deserves better public servants than those who demand the unjustified killing of innocent people. #Knoxville https://t.co/31rXeO0N05

[Lucas McNeeley @linux_colonel]

@MissDKpower My in-laws are Aussies and of course I now that you've posed this question, I can't think of anything but "bogan."

[Lucas McNeeley @linux_colonel]

Banning #Arabic numerals? Really? There are no words... https://t.co/s56x6eddKt

[Lucas McNeeley @linux_colonel]

@Shitty_car_mods I hear he gets an impressive 3.7 mpg highway... with enough tailwind.

[Neil Cicierega @neilcic]

[when I see two brands interacting on twitter] They're fucking

[Samuel Pepys @samuelpepys]

I fell to examine my wife’s kitchen book, and find 20s. mistake, which made me mighty angry and great difference between us, and so in the difference to bed.

[Lucas McNeeley @linux_colonel]

@MissDKpower Happy Anniversary! My anniversary is also the 13th (of August), and in 2021, our 10th anniversary will fall on a Friday...

[ArmyTra1n3d @ArmyTra1n3d]

This is hilarious

[Lucas McNeeley @linux_colonel]

@DangerProbe "FriskyJoe" sounds like it could be your twitter handle https://t.co/jewoH5DaRy

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Willie Stargell gave his Hall of Fame induction speech while looking like every exasperated movie police captain who has to deal with loose cannon cops.

[Lucas McNeeley @linux_colonel]

My #dog steals my socks and sleeps with them in his bed. It wouldn't bother as much if he stole clean ones.

[Lucas McNeeley @linux_colonel]

@GeorgeTakei Oh to have been a fly on the wall...

[Lucas McNeeley @linux_colonel]

@MissDKpower John Prine - "Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore"

[Lucas McNeeley @linux_colonel]

My neighborhood puts the FUN in #Superfund!

[Lucas McNeeley @linux_colonel]

@sturmovikdragon @evandoorbell Perhaps it's still there. If it's still owned by the utility, it might be cheaper to keep in place instead of removing it. In Chicago, Illinois Bell and Cablevision repurposed an abandoned freight subway, which flooded catastrophically in 1992. https://t.co/G7kK1LHJBM