lauren:)

anti-engineering engineering club | she/her

[lauren:) @linuxfukboy]

thinking about when i had a joint tucked behind my ear earlier and @finnbjohnson thought it was a tampon

[lauren:) @linuxfukboy]

breakups are weird cause on the one hand, I am devoid of all happiness, but on the other hand, I dont want to die. like, im vibin but the vibes are BAD.

[Jeanette Hayes @jeanettehayes]

Listening in on 14yos on the train after school and one of them just said: “bro you didn’t even try fresh basil until you were like 12, you have no credibility in this conversation” and the rest of them started roaring laughing

[lauren:) @linuxfukboy]

when youre late and your bf calls you to check if you got in a car accident, but really you just took 20 min to parallel park

[lauren:) @linuxfukboy]

@MAGlCMOON mine did🥰

[lauren:) @linuxfukboy]

fuck puberty this was the real glowup

[Rach Idowu @AdultingADHD @AdultingADHD]

Pre-ADHD diagnosis me and Post-ADHD Diagnosis me are not the same person

[lauren:) @linuxfukboy]

being mad at a roommate is the worst cause i cant even call my mom and rant about it cause the roommate in question will hear me talking shit through our thin-ass walls😡😡

[lauren:) @linuxfukboy]

@MVR3N brooooo this album has been on REPEAT lately

[Natalie @jbfan911]

How is it 2021 I mean 2022 and we don’t have a cure for fuckin eczema

[lauren:) @linuxfukboy]

okay wtf i was feeling frustrated and anxious today so i went and worked out and it actually made me feel better?? why does no one tell u this

[jacques @jacquesyawns]

it’s hate crime to text a bisexual in non-lowercase

[lauren:) @linuxfukboy]

colong* omfg

[lauren:) @linuxfukboy]

lesson learned: dont wear noise-cancelling earbuds while cooling on high heat because when the fire alarm goes off your new roommates will be hella annoyed

[lauren:) @linuxfukboy]

my hairstylist asked me where i buy my weed, we’re besties now

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

getting houseplants to support your mental health is the gay version of having a baby to try and save a marriage

[ehime ora @ehimeora]

I am going to live a big life with big love and big blessings.

[lauren:) @linuxfukboy]

lauren dont enter into another potentially-heartbreaking relationship w someone who isnt looking for anything serious challenge

[lauren:) @linuxfukboy]

@MAGlCMOON omg i want it so bad

[prance @bocxtop]

the war on drugs was such a crazy concept "let's spend 2 billion dollars to fight weed" and then weed won lmao

[lauren:) @linuxfukboy]

the costco employees at the door always tell me to “feel better” when they see me walking out w a pharmacy bag, as if im not picking up adderall for my neurodevelopmental disorder