Howard Stern on the Columbine shooters:
“There were some really good-looking girls running with their hands on their heads. Did the kids try to have sex with any of those girls? They didn't even do that? Why wouldnt you have some sex? If I was going to kill some people, Id take them out with sex.”
the female version of the Roman Empire is the fear of being taken/attacked/hurt by a man any time I’m outside of my home, especially after dark. yeah we think about that shit constantly
have to bring this back in honor of last nights show. you can take the girl outta Texas but you can’t take Texas out of the girl. @whiskeymyers you’re welcome in Buffalo anytime 🤟🏼
My dog is so tired from getting chased around by my 3 year old niece all day and it is so cute and so funny. This man is snoring and fartin right now. Best sleep ever