This is Ramsey. He is a mail delivery dog. Shipping is free, and while packages might not be handled with care, they are handled with enthusiasm. 14/10
This is Maple. She closes her eyes while enjoying ice cream in order to really savor the moment. Also believes it prevents brain freeze. Just can't prove it yet. 12/10
Drunken elephants really do exist, and their chaotic behavior is hilarious. Thanks to fermented marula fruit (which has an alcohol content similar to that of beer), these gentle giants end up getting drunk.
Look at this curious baby hippopotamus approach a gentle giraffe, their size difference couldn’t be bigger, but their interaction is irresistibly sweet 🦛🦒
@Ticketmaster is the worst.
Please tell me how I can log on at 9:45 for the presale like the text message told me to.
Time counts down, then 10:00 hits. I wait.
Then I wait some more.
Then some more waiting.
And then I’m booted out.
Note the time in the corner… 🤬🤬🤬