Lindsay Born

Mom of 3 trying to raise my kids and fulfill my purpose in this crazy, wonderful world.

[Bobby Bones Show @bobbybonesshow]

In @mrBobbyBones BIG story; FYI if you wear contacts! https://t.co/8quqB3K9to

[Lindsay Born @linzborn7]

When you're done. #momofteenagers #singlemom #momofthree #pettyparenting

[Lindsay Born @linzborn7]

Tonight I told my teenagers we were cleaning the house together after I got back from the store. When I got back from the store the house was cleaned in it's entirety. #winning

[Lindsay Born @linzborn7]

Hearing loud voices coming from outside. Go outside. It's my neighbor's with friends over yelling about Machine Gun Kelly. Seriously??

[Lindsay Born @linzborn7]

Love that song @bobbybonesshow I remember it and recently rediscovered it. #bazluhrmann

[Lindsay Born @linzborn7]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/4ouT4PtFZv

[Lindsay Born @linzborn7]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/O33yPaiOqc

[Lindsay Born @linzborn7]

Anyone else get angry when Sweet Magnolias shows up as a recommendation on your Netflix?? What a gross show! Can't we get a REAL portrayal of post divorce life.

[Lindsay Born @linzborn7]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/q8W7DjrLb6

[Lindsay Born @linzborn7]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/S5grdfWdcK

[Lindsay Born @linzborn7]

Rainy day PSA: If your wipers are on ALL of your lights should be on. Not just your daytime running lights. Those taillights help me see you in the blinding rain!! #psa #TNdrivers #raodsaftey #safteyfirst

[Lindsay Born @linzborn7]

Cell phone companies should rent flip phones that allow only calling. So when my teen gets his phone taken away I can still communicate with him. When he's ungrounded I can just return the flip phone. Maybe add @Life360 #momadvice @xfinitymobile #momofteens #brilliant #ideas

[Lindsay Born @linzborn7]

Is Words with Friends now an online dating site? I was just bored during quarantine. Now I'm getting messages??

[Lindsay Born @linzborn7]

How many days into isolation before my house becomes the setting for Lord of the Flies 2021?

[Lindsay Born @linzborn7]

BTS shopping with the teens last night. Found a light blue shirt with embroidered yin yang symbol and shoulder pads. What year is it??

[Lindsay Born @linzborn7]

My 13 yr old just tried to smash a can with her foot on my hardwood floor. Having teenagers is like living in a frathouse. #momofteens #saveme #frathouse #wheresthekeg

[Lindsay Born @linzborn7]

Lessons from camping: don't store bananas in the same container as your Oreos. #banannadarkchocolateoreos

[Lindsay Born @linzborn7]

Where's the dating app where you can just post tick tok videos that explain what I want instead of profile pics? Asking for a friend. 😬

[Lindsay Born @linzborn7]

It's a smoothie on the ceiling kind of day.